BottleOfSmoke

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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    Trololololololololol
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    I don't know what game you're watching, but Yzerman just scored on a beauty of a pass from Fedorov in the game I'm watching.
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    Count me in as another one who is OVER the Brunner discussion. I wanted him back more than most, but I think some people are rewriting history in their head. He was given multiple offers by the Wings, and CHOSE to move on. End of story.
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    WTF am I watching?
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    Is this real life?
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    There is some bed s***ting going on right now.
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    Lol and Kronner already took off the jaw shield...
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    Ugh O'Halloran's in...
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    @DarrenDreger: Kronwall warming up in pregame soccer circle. Must be playing.
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    @wingsfrontman: The Wings have recalled Xavier Ouellet just in case Niklas Kronwall can't go tonight per GM Ken Holland.
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    10/23 GDT: Senators 6 at Red Wings 1

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Tough week for Kronwall; got hit in mouth with puck that rolled up his stick in the skate. Needs stitches but said he's good to go tonight Someone wrap him in bubbles, puppies, and sunshine PLEASE! Edit: JFC! @HeleneStJames: #RedWings D Niklas Kronwall said he'll play tonight, but he did go for dental work after puck to chin in a.m. skate. Teeth on the line.
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    Any new Helm Updates?

    Holy balls this is frustrating! I guess that's what happens when you're out of practice for as long as Helm has been...
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    Ericsson out 2-3 weeks

    Ugh SUCKS
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    @WorldofIsaac: Drunk Michigan girl weighs in on this game. http://t.co/GgGkm3vFUj http://t.co/toZ7vlm8vS The hilarious things that happened in the student section at the Big House are some of my best memories of college.
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    Am I the only one who thinks Ricci looks like creepy Crispin Glover?
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    *eyeroll*
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    Uuuuhhhhhh shoot out my fave thing EVAR I love them Edit: this calls for another haiku: The shootout: f*** me. Skills competitions win games! Forget the team play.
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    And is it just me, or does he get SUPER FAST WHISTLES?
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    Oh Captain my Captain
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    I don't like Shannon in there either. Bring in Homer, and have the Ozzie, Murph, and Homer show.
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    I understand. Let me try:Sammy hurt his boob Now none of us can stand him Please just go away Ode to Kronner, by BoS I miss Nik Kronwall His big butt makes the ice small See you Wednesday Nik Edit because I'm inspired Ode to Ouellet Happy first game kid I will call you Ha-Vee-Air 'Cause I'm in Phoenix
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    Someone needs haiku lessons.
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    10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

    @cotsonika: Steve Yzerman -- Team Canada executive director, Lightning general manager and, oh, yeah, Red Wings legend -- scouting tonight in Detroit. Stevie's home!
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    McLeod suspended 5 games for hit on Kronwall

    I like this call as well. Not too excessive, but sends a message. I would still like to volunteer to punch McLeod in the pants for hurting my Kronner, however.