BottleOfSmoke

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    10/4 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 2 (OT)

    Only the 4th period of hockey played so far. We had some decent looks at the net but couldn't bury it, and their goal was super flukey. I'm not crapping my pants yet.
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    10/4 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 2 (OT)

    That was ******* UGLY
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    10/4 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 2 (OT)

    Ugh I'm only going to say this once to get it off my chest and then we're going to move on and never mention it again. Everytime they say Jiri Tlusty's name, it reminds me that I've seen pictures of his...little tlusty. Gentlemen: please don't send random girls pictures of your genitals. They will end up online. This has been a public service announcement. LGW!
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    10/4 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 2 (OT)

    GUISE! Guise... HOCKEY.
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    ESPN Poll of Anonymous Players

    Apparently I have a queue of inappropriate gifs I would like to post in response to most things, but alas I am thwarted by only having mobile access In regard to the poll, I like to think the Wings are in so many players' heads that they just spew out "Detroit Red Wings!!!111!!1!" in response to any question asked. And I think there're a lot of butt hurt pansies out there still smarting from ending up in a Kronwalled highlight reel.
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    ESPN Poll of Anonymous Players

    Queue the "I've never been more aroused" gif.
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    Babcock playing in the UK

    Young Not Floating Mike Babcock (YNFMB)! May he bring us good luck for the upcoming season. Only one more youthful picture and we will have the Holy Trinity of Young Babcocks. Young Floating Mike Babcock (the Father), Young Not Floating Mike Babcock (the Son), and Young TBD Mike Babcock (the Holy Spirit). On second thought, maybe YFMB should be the Holy Spirit? What with the floating and all...
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    10/4 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 2 (OT)

    Woo! *first away game jazz hands* Wings win 3-2 (Z, Weiss, Kronner)
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    10/3 NHL Out-of-Town GDT

    @Bill_Roose: Wow, Lightning TV guy while interviewing Filppula just compared Eric Brewer to #RedWings great Nick Lidstrom. Nice compliment. Not! Lol whut?
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    10/3 NHL Out-of-Town GDT

    He probably meant to pass but it went in the net by accident.
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    Patrick Roy goes crazy on Bruce Boudreau

    @Real_ESPNLeBrun: Confirming what @adater's report that Patrick Roy has been fined $10,000 by the NHL
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    10/3 NHL Out-of-Town GDT

    I know this feeling will wear off, but GOOD LORD I missed hockey.
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    Patrick Roy goes crazy on Bruce Boudreau

    @Proteautype: From now on, Patrick Roy will be rolled out to and from the Avs' bench like Hannibal Lecter.
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    Patrick Roy goes crazy on Bruce Boudreau

    There are some Roytastic pictures out there of the kerfluffle, if I wasn't so tired I would try to find some... There's one where it looks like he's roaring, I s*** you not.
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    How in the EVAR LOVING f*** did Kyle Quincey get second star of the game?! Whut? Tell me someone photoshopped that ish. I hereby demand that they hire people with eyes that see from here on out. I mean, I can't even. Did these people watch the same game? If you want to give it to a d man, I thought Kronner and Big Rig had great games...but QUINCEY I CAN'T EVEN ETA photographic proof:
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    Good game, good game. *pats butts*
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    Ugh that sucked
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    I literally lol'd
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    Because we Turned Up the Awesome, apparently...
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    If by appetite you mean liquid appetite and if by Humpty's you mean my house, then YES.
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    Our D is hard as f***. #hockeyporn But seriously. PK is the boobs tonight fersure.
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    Way to make nobody ever regret that call up, Emdog.
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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

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    10/2 GDT : Sabres 1 at Red Wings 2

    Kronner has been everywhere tonight. Solid.