BottleOfSmoke

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  1. Love this thread! I think people that abuse animals should be prosecuted as if they committed that offense against a person. If that means that cruelly killing an animal earns them a life sentence for murder, good riddance. I am the weird person that will eat all the black jelly beans that others leave behind.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Sad. He could have signed with the greatest team in the world (no bias) and *earned* a top six spot. Instead, his NHL career looks like nothing more than an experiment right now. He is definitely NHL caliber, but overplayed his hand in a really bad year to do so. It's his agent's job to know that.
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    Nashville Perds

    Ermahgerd, Nershverlle Perds!!
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    What forward is the Red Wings X Factor?

    So what you're saying is that Franzen is the "yeah, I know, but he's really good in bed" of the Wings? I really want Goose to turn into a superstar. I think I'm setting the bar a bit high lol. ETA: I voted for Weiss, for the reasons already stated. *fingers crossed*
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    Buffalo Sabres unveil new third jerseys

    You would
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    Buffalo Sabres unveil new third jerseys

    The buffalo in the logo looks like it got drunk and fell over, or like it's falling out of the sky and is going to land on the sabres. I don't mind the back of the jersey at all, but it seems like whoever was creating it took a s*** and died before making his way to the front thus leaving the rest of the jersey to be finished by his 11 year old niece. No offense to 11 year old girls, most of whom could probably design a better jersey.
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    Red Wings Goal song?

    This was one of the first ones suggested on twitter as well; Ayron pointed out that the song has a bit too much "baggage" to be appropriate. I had completely forgotten that the song was by Gary Glitter. I myself am also a fan of the individual players' goal songs. I think it's unique and fun, although I can certainly understand the appeal of having a song that invokes utter rage in opposing teams' fans the way that Chelsea Dagger does for us...
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    Teemu Selanne to return for a final season

    This. While I think the video's funny and am glad he's going to get one big last hurrah, I'm on to your fake classy bulls***, Flash. I hope your season ends in tears at the hands of the Wings yet again. I realize now that that would have to be in the SCF, but you get my drift. I'm watching you. *stinkeye*
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    Howard's new mask

    Dude...that's deep. I like the new mask, nipples and all.
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    USA Olympic '14 Jerseys

    GOOD LORD! *rocks silently in corner*
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    Keep Tootoo, Drop Cleary

    And then he gets a sore boob and has to take a nap.
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    USA Olympic '14 Jerseys

    Why did they put the USA in the K Swiss logo? I surprisingly don't mind the stars there's a whole lot of other ugly going on.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Can we just bask in this for a moment? *jazz hands*
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    Pre-Sale Codes for the Season

    There are two codes that I'm aware of...one was sent to me by Olympia Ent and the other by the Wings.
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    NHL Network 1995 Final VS NJ 12-3pm EST Today

    Wow, you've got issues. You don't remember the 2009 game 7 because THERE WAS NO 2009 GAME 7! The Wings won the Stanley Cup in 6. Lidstrom retired with 5 rings, and all was right with the world. I'm sure many here remember it the same way.
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    NHL Network 1995 Final VS NJ 12-3pm EST Today

    This. That's the way I remember it.
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    Wings sign Nyquist to 2-year, $1.9m deal ($950k/yr cap hit)

    Yay Goose! Great deal, glad they went 2 years. Now things get interesting...
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    Wings sign Alfredsson to 1-year, $3.5m deal (+$2m bonuses)

    The misconceptions most Americans have regarding Detroit are staggering. I've had to deal with it a lot here since the bankruptcy was announced. I've taken every opportunity to school people but it still gets me heated. Detroit is like family--I can talk s*** about it but god help anyone outside of the family that talks s*** about it Love that city. Always hustles harder.
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    Paul Bissonnette, hockey player, troll slayer

    Biz cracks me up.
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    Wings sign Alfredsson to 1-year, $3.5m deal (+$2m bonuses)

    Anybody with a Roberto Duran avatar's word should be taken as gospel. No mas. Amen.
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    Claude Giroux gets attacked by a golf club

    I read this on twitter and
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Not wearing a damn Yotes jersey. He wasn't here long enough to earn my love in another jersey.
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    Wings sign Stephen Weiss, 5-years, $24.5m

    The person running it decided to call it a day.
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    Wings sign Alfredsson to 1-year, $3.5m deal (+$2m bonuses)

    Anyone watch the presser? Twitter's blowing up. This gem was my fave: @detroithockey96: Alfredsson should embrace the heel role, come out to his press conference wearing a No. 91 Red Wings jersey.