BottleOfSmoke

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    Dan Cleary Watch

    This is a ******* joke, right? I mean, by "Cleary" they mean "Brunner," right? RIGHT!? f*** this day.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Well he needs to make the decision to ******* come back. @Real_ESPNLeBrun: Brunner look at several options. fit very important to him; not just about money I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY HERE DAMIEN?!?!?!
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Gutted. I don't understand.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    I. DON'T. *******. UNDERSTAND. THIS.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    f*** everything what is air
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    Wings sign Alfredsson to 1-year, $3.5m deal (+$2m bonuses)

    I wouldn't mind this deal at all if A.) We'd already re-signed Brunner and B.) we'd been able to unload Sammy. I won't hate this deal as long as we don't re-sign Cleary. I will hate everything if we don't re-sign Brunner. I don't know if any if these things are related, but I have feels and it makes sense in my head right now.
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    Wings in on Alfredsson

    Good lord, I never thought the answer to the question "can one ever have too many Swedes?" would be a resounding "f*** yes you can," but here you have it.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Looks at boobs: Come on girls. Duty calls.
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    Wings in on Alfredsson

    DO. NOT. WANT. JFC!
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    My feels about this are out of control right now. I can't even... I feel like I need to go to Switzerland and stand outside Brunner's window with a boom box.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    seems like it, huh?But if anyone's wondering, The Heat was effing hilarious. Edit: fwiw, from Kukla's Korner: "The Wings do have offers out to all of their own three UFAs Valtteri Filppula, Daniel Cleary and Damien Brunner but all three are expected to cross into the free market Friday. Filppula is out of the picture for the Wings, anyway, because he believes himself to be a No. 1 center. Cleary is looking for a three-year contract around $3 million per season, and he has garnered interest from almost a dozen other teams. The Wings remain hopeful of working out a deal because Cleary rebounded from a slow start to have a great playoff stretch, he brings leadership and hes beloved by coach Mike Babcock. Likewise, Brunners camp has been contacted by several suitors, but the Wings remain hopeful of retaining his services, too."
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    I went to the movies and came out hoping I would see that Brunner had been signed. This sucks.
  13. @TheCasknFlagon: The Boston nightclub scene will be a better place without #tylerseguin demanding entry. #TradeSeguin
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    From freep: "They remain in talks with Daniel Cleary and Damien Brunner...Brunner is looking for around $2.5 million...in a multi year deal." WHAT IS THE ******* PROBLEM?!?!?!?? That is MORE than reasonable, I don't care if he wants 17 years!
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    PUDDING!!!!!!!!!
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Your opinion, you're entitled to it. I, like many here, want him back. Badly. Because I <3 him.
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    Kindl-Kronwall on the PP

    Tell me more about how Kindl can get it, Axe. Sorry, #BrunnerWatch2013 has me feeling a little punchy.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    ???? He has every right to see what's out there. I imagine everyone is having a tough time determining his market value right now--so let the market determine his value. Hopefully then he comes back to Kenny and gives him a chance to match. Until then, we wait, and I fantasize about setting other arenas on fire and stabbing other GMs like a jealous girlfriend.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Knowing that other teams are talking to Brunner's agent right now is like someone trying to sleep with your spouse. I feel dirty. And angry. Like I want to set stuff on fire. Edit: like if I was in a bar right now, I would break a beer bottle on the table and cut a b**ch.
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    Trade/Buyout thread

    It's a ***** move, for sure. If true? f*** him. He doesn't deserve to wear the wheel.
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    Wings buy out Colaiacovo, will keep Bertuzzi

    2.5 is a great deal for us in regard to Brunner, I don't care if he wants 6 years. I thought he'd come in closer to 3, maybe even 3.5 to keep him... But 3 per for Cleary?! WTF?!
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    Trade/Buyout thread

    I will slap Kenny Holland's mother, wife, and all his kids if we let Brunner walk away...
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    Red Wings won't pursue David Clarkson

    I second this. Hampus brings the Happy.
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    Trade/Buyout thread

    @HeleneStJames: #RedWings will buy out D Carlo Colaiacovo. F Todd Bertuzzi will not be bought out.
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    Report: Red Wings out on Lecavalier - signs with Philly 5@4.5 per

    My interpretation was that this was satirical--if not? Woooo boy...