BottleOfSmoke

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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Solid logic. May I jump on this bandwagon? I'm wearing my Michelle Pfeiffer jersey...
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    God I can't stand that guy. I know there have to be douchier teams than the Hawks...right?
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Oh get off your high horse, Loo. They've been fans for like...a month and a half now. I can't believe you.
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    Saddledome Under Water

    @TheoFleury14: Picture of where the water is at the Saddledome! Wow shocking http://t.co/qgrvkJIlsR Edit: another pic... @NHLFlames: Flooding goes to row 8 in the Scotiabank Saddledome #yycflood #yyc http://t.co/ARd2yseLJO
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    Datsyuk agrees to 3-year extension, $22.5m total, $7.5m/year

    Not the one that apparently can't see a whole slew of Preds dmen in his way.
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    Datsyuk agrees to 3-year extension, $22.5m total, $7.5m/year

    Well, now you're just being contrary...
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    NHL considering ban on spin-o-rama in shootout..

    A. No way Bettman could balance 5 plates, and B. He would drop plates on purpose in order to influence who wins. Just sayin'.
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    NHL considering ban on spin-o-rama in shootout..

    I've always been intrigued with this idea, it would certainly stop the fancy shots no one would ever try on a breakaway. But what happens if your DMan gets a penalty? Penalty shot?
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    NHL considering ban on spin-o-rama in shootout..

    Here NHL, I've fixed it for you: "NHL Considering Ban on Shootout." Ahhh, much better.
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Why the hell couldn't we have figured that out in OT of game 7?!
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    And tied again! This game is something else!
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Effing Camel Toews. I want to punch him in the jeans.
  13. @RedWingsFeed: A Google map with the proposed #RedWings arena development site shaded: https://t.co/maogI9PXNK
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    I appreciate your support. You and me both...
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    Grand Rapids Griffins Win Calder Cup! 5-2 win in game 6

    @F9Pare: Woke up between the #caldercupMVP @Trto90 and a bottle of champagne.! #roomie #shortnight #winning
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    So...Brunner has the same agent as Ryan Suter? FML He's probably gonna sign with the Paris DoucheCanoes with Raphael Diaz for 18 billion dollars and 23 years so they can be the new Euro Thunderbuddies. At least the Paris DoucheCanoes' farm team won the Calder Cup. Oh wait... Is it wrong to be drunk at 10am on a Wednesday morning?
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    Grand Rapids Griffins Win Calder Cup! 5-2 win in game 6

    Didn't get to watch this one but WWWWOOOOO!!
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    Datsyuk agrees to 3-year extension, $22.5m total, $7.5m/year

    I assumed he was referring to the KHL honcho, but you know where assuming gets you...
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Am not. You take that back! I think I'm just trying to deflect from the fact that I have the sinking feeling that Brunner is going to cock tease this along until the final hour. I'd really hate to see him play for another NHL team. I've become attached. Him staying in Switzerland would be more palatable than having to watch him play for...the Panthers...or something. Have I mentioned that summers without hockey suck?
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    After the poopy diaper display he showed during the series with the Wings, this makes me want to projectile vomit and set things on fire.
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    Datsyuk agrees to 3-year extension, $22.5m total, $7.5m/year

    @Bill_Roose: Asked about rumors that he would leave #RedWings, Datsyuk said: I know where rumors are coming from. Maybe he doesnt like me coming here." @Bill_Roose: #RedWings Datsyuk continued: I would be happy to play back home, but I know its better for me to stay here for my professional career.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    In even more cryptic tweeting news, Brunner retweeted Pav's tweet about re-signing...COINCIDENCE?!?! God, summers without hockey are boring...
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Wait, so Tukka pissed in someone's wife's Chelios? I'm so confused...
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    Datsyuk agrees to 3-year extension, $22.5m total, $7.5m/year

    SIGN THAT EXTENSION, BIG BOY!!!! Why you gotta do that? Can't you let me have my moment?!