BottleOfSmoke

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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    The problem with the Hawks is that they're not the Wings and that makes me sad and I'm having a moment so I'll just be over here weeping silently... That being said, LGB.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    Thankfully, a lot of people here disagree with you. Hopefully, Kenny Holland does too. I wouldn't bat an eyelash at Brunner getting 3.5 per as long as the contract wasn't more than 3 years. I like the guy, and he seems like he would make a good long term Red Wing--positive on the ice, on the bench, and in the locker room. If we don't pay him, someone else will. Salaries are going to be "inflated" whether we like it or not. I ain't mad if KH wants to take a chance on Brunner.
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    Brunner Contract Talks

    @RedWingsFeed: TMR: Red Wings forward Damien Brunner auf Deutsch, take two: Last night's... http://t.co/gFNeM30MiS via @KuklasKorner #NHL #RedWings
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    The Kings? Wait. Does it rhyme with Kings? Help me out here...
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    YYYEEEEESSSS!!!!! Edit: here's your bag of dicks, Hawks. You know what to do! Douchebags.
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Good pressure in the Hawks zone...
  7. I think the Crunch announcer just unloaded in his pants.
  8. I get tired of hearing myself ***** about color comm guys, but *insert raging tirade of bitching about announcers.* I mean DAMN. I'm starting to think I'm that fan that can't enjoy a game on TV unless it's called by my team's homer announcers. So much more enjoyable.
  9. One in each hand, two in the beer helmet, and one strapped to your chest. You have to learn to adapt.
  10. Tots says "do you think we're funny? Like clowns? Do we make you laugh?" Get it done boys! Won't be able to watch this one tonight so everyone make sure your posts are descriptive and thorough.
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    Wings Sign Drew Miller to 3 year extension @ 1.35m/yr

    I'm down with this. Good value for what he provides, and we all maintain the ability to type MILLER TIME! In GDTs.
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    0/10 would not recommend.
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Then everyone would be able to see their boners have been autographed by Kane and Toews...
  14. Boy Howdy!!!!!!! Are we up 3-0 in the series?!?! It's true!
  15. And Woooooooooo!!!!!! 3-2 baby!!!
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    Lucic says he's the new face of American hockey! Try to wrap your brain around that one, Patty.
  17. "Somebody call 911!!!! He just got RRRROOOBBBBEEDD!!!!1111!!!!1!" *pants s***ting sound*
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    2013 Stanley Cup Finals - Boston Bruins vs. Chicago Blackhawks

    "Patrick Kane: The Face of American Hockey." Really, NBC? I don't think I have enough eye rolls left to finish watching this game. Back to the Griffs I go...
  19. I'm just getting the we'll be right back screen...is it already 1st intermission? Why can't these games be on West Coast time, dammit! And I was looking forward to having HOME announcers for the HOME games after suffering through the Crunch's HOMER announcers. And they wonder why us Wings fans get such use out of our tin foil hats...
  20. Something about Jurco's picture... And Callahan looks like he's Hodoring... I can't even with you right now Flashy. Too much. LGG!!