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Not gonna lie, feels good to have a GDT in June lol! Here's to the pesky Griffs going all the way!

Hey Pens--

IT HAS BEGUN!!! I'm not gonna get excited about free agency I'm not gonna get excited about free agency I'm not gonna get excited about free agency

It's true. evilzyme and I are the same person.

@AnsarKhanMLive: AHL announces free live streaming of Calder Cup Finals between Grand Rapids and Syracuse using code CALDER2013 at http://t.co/vZS4ccKVqT FYI...

Awesome! Thanks so much for taking care of this. You rock!

*queue my one allotted sexist comment for the day* Are any of us surprised that most men value their balls over their brains?! *thus ends my rampant sexism for the day. I apologize.* Back on topic, I totally agree with the concept that an individual should be able to make their own dumbass decisions about how they want to impact their health (smoking, triple double baconator of death, willingness to take pucks to the dome)--given that that decision does not adversely affect others. These players are not only investments money-wise on someone else's insurance dime, but as others have pointed out they are an investment that a team makes to reasonably assume that a particular role is filled, frequently long term, on their team. Their coaches rely on them being there. Their teammates rely on them being there. And I, as a fan, rely on them being there and doing everything they can to ensure that my team stays competitive. If a player wants to have unprotected sex with a Thai hooker whilst drinking moonshine and inserting cockroaches into his ass, fine. Just don't flipping do it while you're signed to play for my team. So...uh...I guess I feel the same way about the visor issue. Signed to play for my team? Then wear a damn visor, wear a damn helmet, and no damn Thai hookers. *Mic drop*

That crustache is just TOO. MUCH.

Yikes. Where'd this team learn how to blow a lead, I mean...oh.

If I wasn't posting from my phone, the "I've never been more aroused" gif would be making an appearance right now. But to stay on topic, I can't think of another player that makes me sit back and say WOW like Dats does. SO glad he's ours for a little while longer!

I'm down!

This...this is good stuff.

Is it just me, or does Crosby look like less of a ****** with the messed up jaw and missing teeth? Trying to find a silver lining here, folks.

Lol this is awesome. Go B's!

$10 a win plus the rookies scoring brought me to $85 (there may have been some rounding up)! Money sent. Thanks for doing this, wish they would have had me a little deeper into my pockets .

It won't happen again, I promise!

I will vouch for her it's totally true! LOL!

I just want to apologize to everyone for the Hawks winning this first game. Kings were up by one when I turned it on, then immediately after I started watching the Hawks scored both goals. Needless to say I turned it off as quickly as I could, but alas the damage had already been done. I assure you all I will not be watching anymore games in this series.

I'm not really a fan of these. Although I freely admit to still being extremely butt hurt and overly sensitive, so your mileage may vary lol. Normally I love a good roast but I'm not past the "curl up in a ball phase" that is the beginning of the postseason for me. What can I say, this one is still stinging uuuuuggggggghhhhhhh wwwwhhhhhhyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!??

Also voting Boston because of the reasons outlined above! Hoping for a Boston/LA final.

Well that seems to have gone swimmingly! Here's your bag of dicks, Pens. Start chowing down!

Just started watching, what's the scoop with this one so far? Are we slobbing on Crosby yet?

s***'s getting real for the pesky Griffs in OKC due to weather... @GriffinsGameDay: Fans, players and staff are now being led to the Cox Convention Center's underground garage.

Oh thank you silver ******* lining! I <3 u, Pav!