BottleOfSmoke

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    Do we have any vets on LGW? If so, THANK YOU!
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    Sweet Swedish Balls I'm freaking out about this one! Just. End. It! LGW!
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    Oh, are we Toewsing through the Toews like we Toewsed last game? Toewstastic!
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    @asktheduffer: Former #redwings D Aaron Ward of TSN walked into the JLA tonight wearing one of his Detroit Stanley Cup rings. ONE OF. Like a god damn boss.
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    2013 Round 2 Photoshop War: Chicago Blackhawks

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Matt's topic in Hall of Fame

    Awesome
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    2013 Round 2 Photoshop War: Chicago Blackhawks

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Matt's topic in Hall of Fame

    I suck at photoshop, but if someone awesome could shop Z's head on the angel and Toews frowny face on the guy, that would be amazing...
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    I'm really hoping we get to see that red 8 at the top of the page tonight. And handshakes!! I must have handshakes tonight!!! LGW! Edit to add some words of reassurance:
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    “I’d never seen something like that, that big,'' Keith said.&#

    BottleOfSmoke replied to hillbillywingsfan's topic in General

    And I came here to provide it. Alas, thankfully others here also have the mind of a 14 year old... Keith did say later that the statement about penalizing the pi was in jest, but I still choose to think of him being a giant doucher.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Red Wings' Niklas Kronwall fine after taking huge hit, escapes with 'bumps, bruises' (video) | http://t.co/ISgcy4Lx9p http://t.co/LBBgged1WY
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Edit: We're team blouses. Edit again: Toews
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Here's to Monday. The NBC crew will have plenty of time to floss and get the Toews out of their teeth. We were flat tonight, but I'm still hella proud of this team and will not count them out of anything until the fat lady sings her heart out. Chicago has been a beast of a team all year, I certainly don't expect them to roll over for us.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Nor would I have expected the best team in the league to do so. Nobody owes us this, if we want it we need to earn it! We didn't tonight. We still have 2 more chances.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Aw s***, pi in Chi!
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Good God, just enjoy the ride! This Cinderella team has been a blast to watch. If we lose in seven, we were still the team that beat the number 2 seed and made the President's Trophy winners s*** their pants. This season has been a success.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Who is this "Crosby" you speak of? There is only Toews. Mmmmmmyyyyy pppprrreeeccciioouusss Toews.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    The same fleshy smacking noise you heard when they were Toewsing about Toews' Toews. Mmmmmmm TTTOOIEEWWSSSSDsssssssafh
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    We knew this one wasn't going to be easy, y'all. We're not even supposed to be still playing. Let them get embarrassed, maybe then they'll have some fire going into Monday. But I really wanted a handshake line tonight.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Somebody summon Probie's ghost we need him fast call 911 help
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Toews Toews Toews Toews did I mention Toews hey what do you think of Toews, Doc? I think Toews is Toewsing very nicely tonight Edzo! Pierre, what do you Toews of Toews in the Toews TTTOOE342VvvxvEeS!!!!1111!!!
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    The slurps I'm hearing between the announcers saying Toews' name are off-putting. This is a family show, fercrissakes.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    f*** this. Plenty of game left. Get it back!!!!
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    What a lame ass penalty. STAY OUT OF THE BOX!! f*** off!!!!
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Please even it up NOW. I love how they chant the name of the goalie that has pwned their asses all series. f*** you, Chicago fans. You make me hate your team.
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    WHY THE f*** COULDN'T THEY CLEAR THAT?!?!?!
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    WCSF Game 5 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 4, (DET leads series 3-2)

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General

    Really? Because that looked Louganistastic to me...