BottleOfSmoke

I'm here! I'm so nervous I could puke, but I'm here! I was hoping to not have to do this again (f*** you, Lumbus!), but here goes: You know what? Z has done a s***ty job as captain. He never deserved the C, and now he's clearly showing why. He can't carry this team on his back, and because of that we can look forward to losing many years' worth of must win games because we have no leadership. Where are our veterans?! We have a bunch of kids running around in poopy diapers, spazzing all over the ice and tripping over their own dicks because they're too ******* excited! This DelKeyser kid makes too many mistakes because he's out there ripping around, taking chances, and trying to show off. I mean, WTF?! And is Brunner not the laziest son of a ***** you have ever seen? He doesn't even try! Don't get me started on Tootoo. What a ******* *****! My grandma could kick his ass with her diabetes monitor. Mark my words--this team is going nowhere, so get used to The Suck. I don't know about the rest of you, but I will be jumping off this bandwagon like a ******* Titanic survivor after the game tonight. Whatever. LGW!!

I opened this thread not knowing what I would find. What I found is that I am deeply in love with each and every one of you! I am of the mind that you find a good throwing spot away from your seat, THROW THAT f*****, then run like hell to the concourse and get lost in the crowd. Wait a few minutes, then casually return to your seat with a beer and a pretzel. Enjoy the rest of the game!

I'm really wishing we would have taken *ONE* game from Columbus this season. Inexcusable. Game 7 on Saturday, ladies and gents...

FML. Dallas could not possibly give less of a s*** about this game.

Because girls hate so much harder than boys, silly!

We're being trolled hard by everyone. So much hate. We can't help it if we're smart and pretty and dating the quarterback.

Only if you wipe your ass sideways on the full moon while singing 'Cat Scratch Fever' with your nose plugged...

God Dallas JUST WIN!!! I'm going to have a stroke before this season is over, I just know it. I REALLY don't want this to come down to the last game for us GGAAAAAHHH

Well f*** that didn't work very well. PRAY HARDER!!

If by discuss you mean form an Internet prayer circle for a Dallas win, then I'm in.

@Datsyuk13: Big man Franzen found a small hole to score!!! LOL, oh Pav. That's what she said.

This, holy s*** they were humming at the end of the period...

Congrats!

I'd love to see Z get some head bashing retribution. In a classy, captain-like way, of course.Edit: and SCORE!!!!!!!

Come on, Dallas!

Last minute goal in our favor?! Me likey!

Holy s*** Goose calm your ****! It's like the Preds are trolling him..."psst, guys--fall down whenever you're by #14!"

Glad to see Brunner off the point and in deep where he belongs.

KILL THIS DEAD

Columbus up by one ugh...

GOALGASM

Just go with it. That "need to shower" feeling goes away eventually...

BEAST MODE GINGER

The Preds better show us their belly this period, dammit!

f*** f*** f***