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Come on, Abby

You shut your mouth with that witchcraft!

I <3 u Flip

Um, that's funny lol now lets start the real game!

I scored on that shot from my couch!

I've got The Bubble Guts (or the BeeGees, as my mom calls them). I just can't right now. My nerves. LGW!

Right?! Would you want those fingers anywhere near your tender bits? I think not.

Great celly, Toots! Ok, going all out in the hope that this is the last time I have to do this...*deep breath* This team is worthless. They have no balls and apparently they're more concerned about their summer plans than, you know, playing hockey. Dats hates us and can't wait to make a run for the border. Z's beard is pathetic, I've seen a better set of whiskers on a 14 year old girl. Not only is Franzen lazy and he sucks, but he's also pretty gingery which means he has no soul. WTF is going on with Helm and Bert?! They haven't scored, like, all season! WTF are we paying them for? Jimmy is average and couldn't steal us a game if his life depended on it! Nyquist will never be NHL ready, and will fizzle out like one of those defective fireworks that bums out all the kids on the 4th of July. Everyone on this team has bad breath and a small penis, and none of them know how to please a woman (or a man, for that matter). Their own parents can't stand them and are rooting for the Blackhawks! f*** this unclassy organization!!!! LGW!

I just need to chime in and say that it would really be best for my health if we clinched tonight. Please and thank you!

Well f***, right when we were all starting to like him again! He's having so much fun!

I love my team. They may suck sometimes, but for tonight, I would be honored to wash each and every one of their jock straps.

Please, sir? Can I have some more?

That's what you get for ******* with Jimmah!

Goalgasm!!!!!! I'm having one!!!!!

Aw s*** octocopter time! Do it, Al! Also, is the Kings coach taking out and playing with his dentures?!

Dammit Flip! Kill this, boys!

YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD YES!

He's good friends with David DelKeyser.

Oh thank you Pav. That was looooong overdue!

f***. Of course.

My God the Kings flop all over the ice, don't they?

And...on go the headphones. I'm really nervous about this one, guys. Somebody hold me? LGW!!

Thank you for that! I've watched it like 4 times, it's helping the day go by faster lol.

I still <3 you!

I sincerely hope you know that was my attempt at reverse psychology because it worked last game! I'm a total homer for this team, lol!