BottleOfSmoke

I hate this team. They're a bunch of floaters with no heart and a negligible amount of skill. We're going to lose out from here and not make the playoffs for another 6 years. Babcock's an ass and Ken Holland is the worst GM in history. Signing DK was one of the stupidest decisions he's ever made, and bringing Brunner over from Switzerland?! LOL because what this team needs is more Soft Euros! Get the f*** out of here! Bunch of losing losers from Loserville! Ok, I think that should do it. LGW!

No one would know who anyone is lol! but if this ever becomes a thing, I call dibs on Punt Speedchunk.

Yes please. These are amazing!

Needed to win and won. I know we need three more, but for tonight I just want to make love to this entire team. Sweaty, stinky, love. LGW!

South Detroit!!!!!!!!!

Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it works all the time...

Hopefully someone changes Doan's diaper while he's in the box.

Holy s*** Babs smiled!

Oh GOD and Young Floating Mike Babcock I am so thankful for that third goal!

I feel like this is becoming a zen koan. "One must enjoy life, for one never knows when it will all be over and Dan Cleary will be back on the ice."

Are you s***ting me right now?!

WTF did I just say about not taking stupid penalties?!

Good first period, good energy, but left Jimmah hanging for a chunk in the middle there. Need to keep it reeled in, not take stupid penalties, and stay physical! LOL at Brunner at the end of his interview--he's had about enough of your s***, Trev T!

They came out playing?! Keep it up!!!

I'm really not ready for hockey to be over for the season...please sack up, guys!

Screw this team. They don't have the heart OR great bolshy yarbles to pull this off. Bunch of soft, talentless hacks. Wings lose 47-2 because we can't score more than two goals EVAR. Enjoy your summer off because you have just hit the JUCK ******* POT!! Am I doing this right? LGW!

Horseshoe, rabbit's foot, four leaf clover, face-up penny...f***. No one's gonna help us except ourselves.

So ******* broken. We DESERVED that second point. The shoot out can burn in hell. Commence ugly crying...

God ******* dammit a skill competition to decide if we get a second point. I rue the day the shoot out reared it's ugly head. Please. Just...just get the extra point. We earned it tonight. More than TWICE the shots.

One. More. Point! PLEASE!

Of the *day*?!

Please Lord Young Floating Mike Babcock whoever is listening just let the Wings SCORE! I can has 2 pts in regulation?

Go home, Flip. You're drunk!

HUGE 3RD--LGW!!!!!