BottleOfSmoke

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    The person below me game...

    Yep. I looked like Carol Anne from Poltergeist when I was a kid. My mom actually cried when I got old enough to demand a hair cut. I've always had it relatively long as an adult, but only past my waist one more time when I was 25ish. Keeping with the hair theme, TPBM has had their hair dyed an "unconventional" and not naturally occurring color.
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    11/16 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Senators 3 (OT)

    Like looking in a mirror, huh jim jam? Glad to see we're on top. Let's keep it up! LGW!
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    Best Seats at the Joe

    I concur-row 1 of the upper bowl, center ice
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    The person below me game...

    Not even a little bit 😂 TPBM has found true happiness.
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    Jeff Blashill = Dave Lewis 2.0 / Coaching Change

    You've been thinking Blashill's the problem since like four games in, dude. There's a hell of a lot more wrong with this team than the coaching. Stop being so short-sighted. Scotty Bowman could come in with all the strategies and line combos in the world, but if the bodies on the ice aren't able to/are unwilling to put it into practice then it doesn't matter.
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    11/10 GDT : Washington Capitals at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    @PR_NHL: .@pmrazek34 made 38 saves in a 1-0 W - the most saves by a @DetroitRedWings goalie in a shutout since Dec. 3, 2010 at ANA (J. Howard: 41 SV)
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    The person below me game...

    Absolutely. He said so himself. TPBM has cried during a television commercial.
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    11/10 GDT : Washington Capitals at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    *pats butts 91 times*
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    11/10 GDT : Washington Capitals at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    Clench your b cheeks
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    11/10 GDT : Washington Capitals at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    True fact: that's what the PH in NPH stands for.
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    11/10 GDT : Washington Capitals at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    LGW! Bummed that I can't go, I want that Feds poster!
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    Firebirds players quit after coaches fired

    That owner sounds like douchey windbag. If I were his kid I would definitely request a trade. What an egotistical meddling ass.
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    11/8/2015 - Dallas Stars VS Detroit Red Wings - GDT

    @Slapshotg0al: Johan Franzen illustrates his thoughts on the refs in today's Wings Stars game. I happen to agree with him. https://t.co/wdk49IoxNm
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    All purpose Mike Babcock thread

    It's well-known how much I <3 Fedorov, so eff Mike Babcock's egotistical ass. EFF THAT GUY
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    11/6 GDT : Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs, 7:00 EST

    *pats butts*
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    11/6 GDT : Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs, 7:00 EST

    Lmao Kindl should have made direct eye contact with Babs and pointed at him after that goal
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    11/6 GDT : Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs, 7:00 EST

    Son of a ***** UUUGGGGHHHH
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    11/6 GDT : Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs, 7:00 EST

    Everyone squeeze your b cheeks...
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    11/6 GDT : Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs, 7:00 EST

    I thought you said "dank" and I was convinced you were turning into a vaping hipster.
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    Play Coach - When do you pick a goalie

    I don't pick a goalie until I have to. The only thing I like more than a good goalie is a good goalie tandem. Like others have said, it keeps both goalies fresh and hopefully the friendly competition keeps them both at the top of their game. It's a win-win situation.
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    11/3 GDT : Tampa Bay Lightning at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    *PATS BUTTS TWICE IN A ROW*
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    11/3 GDT : Tampa Bay Lightning at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS!
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    11/3 GDT : Tampa Bay Lightning at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Red Wings seeking back-to-back wins for first time in three weeks, plus lines and D pairs vs. Tampa Bay: https://t.co/HpfLNYXFwW