BottleOfSmoke

@NHLPlayerSafety: Ottawa's Mark Stone will have a hearing tomorrow for an illegal check to the head on Detroit's Landon Ferraro.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/patrick-kane-won-t-be-criminally-charged-in-rape-case--buffalo-news-021127698.html

It's...it's been so long... since I've been able to...do this... *PATS BUTTS* Not a fabulous last 5 mins, but it's a start. And I'm changing my title to Khaleesi of Butt Pats, Xym

CAN YOU FEEL THA COLLAPSE

*checks manual* I think so

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I watched a couple eps of Stargate Atlantis today, maybe that was the difference maker? *shrugs*

WOOOOOOIII Beaut!

You should probs not watch anymore jim jam

Wowowowowow I go to walk my dog and come back to 4-1 Good stuff good fricking stuff

@HeleneStJames: Saturday night special from Johan Franzen ... https://t.co/n3uaruXfcy

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2 SPOOKY

Any one else think Pulks looks like Woody Harrelson?

@iyer_prashanth: The last time the #RedWings finished the opening month under .500, it was 1993-1994 under new head coach William "Scotty" Bowman. It worked. IT WORKED

It's almost as if we're... *spooky voice* All different people with different opinions!!!! *horror movie scream* We get it. You've had all you can stand and you can't stand no more. But you need to stop with the incredulity that not everyone agrees with you or your histrionics. If you want to panic and rage against the machine, have at it. But some of us actually want to try to enjoy the season and see how things play out without having a massive cardiac event. To each their own, man.

Spooky! Just like our play lately! Nice GDT. LGW!

I swear to god if I hear Babcock's name one more time... The same people bitching about missing Babs are the people who bitched about us sucking last year too. Babs is not the answer. We suck right now. I personally think it will come together, but you know what? Maybe it doesn't this season. Or next. Somebody's gotta be at the bottom. We've been there before. I'd rather suck because we have the yams to make some changes than to suck because we keep on with the same mediocrity we've had for years. YOLO

You don't think your thread title is a bit trolltastic? Doesn't exactly encourage thoughtful discussion...

I get that instant gratification feels *amazing*, but are there people here who seriously thought this would all gel and the Wings would turn into a powerhouse after just a couple weeks? Preseason set some of y'all up for some VERY unrealistic expectations. Relax. Drink a pop. Take a nap. Do some pilates. And give Blashill a fricking break for 5 minutes ffs. This team may not be a contender yet for a couple years, but man the future looks bright. Get off the man's yambag and step away from the ledge... Sounding like Veruca Salt up in this bish

The sign should say *BUTT PATS* Dooooo iiiiiit

I like how noncommittal it is. Like, don't go *slamming* on the brakes, just maybe tap them and flash your brake lights so the chap behind you knows we're gonna slow down this joint a tad.

This is a whole new level of "the sky is falling," even for LGW...

Hocus Pocus is where it's at, man. None of this Casper BS.

Yikes, looks like I shouldn't be upset about missing this one...