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@DetroitRedWings: Z goes top cheese with a wicked wrister to cut it to 2-1! #Cheddarberg #LGRW http://t.co/gZx2jElox2 I'm now calling Z Cheddarberg all the time. Must be what the C stands for.

@DetroitRedWings: Kindl scores on a rebound, but it's called off 😒 Abby gets two for goalie interference #LGRW

@DetroitRedWings: Less than two minutes in, Dan Cleary takes a tripping penalty; we'll go on the PK #LGRW WOOOOOO!!!

WTF? Finally the first preseason game I can watch and it's not being televised?! Eat a bag of dicks.

No that's pretty accurate I'm probably more normal sounding in person, a lot of that weird s*** I only say in my head in real life. Bless the internet.

Womp womp Wayner's just standing there trying to be gracious. AWKWARD

If I were the alleged victim and the crime did take place, I would be *LOSING MY MIND* with anger at my mother for pulling some s*** like this. Now it doesn't matter if a crime took place. Mom's actions (fairly or unfairly) call daughter's credibility into question, and destroy prosecutor's faith in the case. Who wants to take this to trial with the potential for getting egg on your face, even if a grand jury votes to indict? What a ******* sideshow...

This whole case is a dumpster fire. He did release her name, though. When he held up the bag during the press conference it was visible/had not been redacted.

Lol I totally forgot American Hero Phil Kessel plays for the Pens now. Beautiphil

Depends on how serious. Usually just do them as I think of them. Someone lies to you/screws you over. Confront them or just cut them off?

So I filled the percocet prescription from my root canal and *Nina Simone voice* I'm feelin' gooooood

I got 99 problems but a moderator ain't one

What the f*** is your problem, jimmy? Thin it out like the rest of us and use tomato soup ffs. My unpopular opinion? Egg salad and Vernors is the cure to every stomach ailment ever. Puking your guts out? Egg salad and Vernors. s***ting everywhere? Egg salad and Vernors. Plague-like stomach flu for realz? Egg salad (on dry toast, natch) and Vernors. Egg salad and Vernors.

There's literally a bright red warning with an exclamation point at the top of the PBS page before you scroll down saying exactly what the contents of the article are...

Lol you must be new here...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/prosecuting/cambria.html

My bad. I was under the impression that the "tested materials" were still in the bag. The other points stand though. If it is a fake, it's a fake from someone who has access to intimate details of the case.

They're denying it was. But how does a bag containing the items the victim wore that night, her identity, and the initials of the attending nurses find its way to the mom's doorstep? Somebody's lying, and either way it's disgusting.

http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/09/23/patrick-kane-rape-case-evidence-tampering-what-next So, basically all outcomes that favor Kane and lead to him not getting prosecuted/strengthening an appeal should he be convicted? Gotcha.

Kane's lawyer was Larry Flynt's lawyer. He also defended a film maker who was the first person to be tried in Buffalo for internet child pornography. Guy's a real ethical type. Edit: link http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2402478/posts Edit again: don't know if the pedo was actually tried or if he pled.

And Kane's lawyer takes this opportunity to be disgusting: @NickVeronica: Whoa. Cambria: "The victim has not been determined yet. I think my client (Kane) is a victim in this case" @NickVeronica: More: "... in the end we'll find out who the real victim is" @NickVeronica: Cambria on the bag, which sums up his presser: "It doesn't compromise the favorable evidence that has been generated for us"

According to Twitter people are blowing up the phones at the NHL and Blackhawks offices demanding he be suspended.

I...don't even know what to say. So the rape kit was ripped open and *placed at the doorstep of the alleged victim's MOTHER*???? This is some SVU intimidation tactic s*** right here. I hope heads. *******. roll. Kind of hard to look innocent when you've got goons doing s*** like this... Horrifying. Edit: just read tweets referring to the lawyer calling the person that left the bag a "good samaritan." Whistleblower on chain of evidence violation? This is an absolute trip, man.

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Well I had a root canal yesterday so now just need the crown. The endodontist kept raving about how good my teeth are while he was fingering my mouth and I'm like if they were so great why am I laying here with you inside my face? 0/10 would not recommend. What's everyone's favorite hypothetical cathartic experience? I was asked that today, and decided mine would be a half hour in a room alone with Michael Vick. I would have some props, naturally. My dog would be there too but just to watch. She's white and really doesn't like baths so it would need to be an "at a distance" type sitch for her.