BottleOfSmoke

So, are all of our preseason games against the Blackhawks this year or...? Because I'm not watching any of their s***ty games as long as they're trying to be scumbags. And I'd *really* like to watch the Wings play at some point this year.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/jaromir-jagr-fans-turn-his--blackmail-selfie--into-instagram-meme-131639838.html

Correlation certainly does not equal causation, nor does it imply responsibility for all cases of Parkinson's. Even considering causation as an option, stating that head trauma caused Parkinson's in specific cases does not imply that head trauma is the *only* cause or risk factor for Parkinson's. It is a neurodegenerative disorder that probably can be brought on by a number of causes and affected by numerous risk factors. One of which seems to be head trauma. Which, to me, seems perfectly plausible that neurological trauma could potentially lead to a neurodegenerative disease down the line. Science is awesome. *thumbs up*

A story I read was that it was the victim's friend who was hanging on Kane and insisted on going home with him, the victim went along to look out for her drunk friend. We don't know what happened. What we do know is that we have an alleged victim who deserves to be taken seriously.

Is this real life? A...hockey game??? *weeps*

Yes. As early as 1987: http://articles.latimes.com/1987-07-16/sports/sp-4337_1_muhammad-ali General links: http://www.nature.com/nrneurol/journal/v11/n4/full/nrneurol.2015.39.html http://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/traumatic-brain-injury-a-threat-213647 Now, there is still some disagreement in the field, but enough research to indicate that it wouldn't be unheard of for a correlation to exist. Is his Parkinson's definitively the result of head trauma? We may never know. Is there solid, research-backed speculation that the conditions may be related? Yes.

"Model Tries to Extort $2,000 From Jaromir Jagr With Post-Sex Selfie, Fails Because He DGAF" https://www.yahoo.com/news/model-tries-extort-2-000-194420873.html Best headline of 2015? Probably.

Naw man I have great dental coverage it's just the...mouth pain...oh never mind YOU RUINED MY FELLATIO JOKE

No website, used to have a downloadable pdf catalogue and you could call in or *gag* fax your order.

No worries I couldn't uphold my end of the sugar daddy arrangement right now anyway. Just had a root canal. Why doesn't HA have a website? Is it so they can operate outside of the NHL and not have to share the revenue? Is that even how that works?

*shakes fist*

Someone should buy me something

It is. There is no way these jobbers could have ever known what was specifically at stake, because *scientists* didn't even know.

Lol samesies. Our threads will be merged into one glorious union.

Absence of DNA evidence does not prove absence of a crime. Conversely, presence of DNA does not prove commission of a crime. One of the most fascinating aspects of the trial I sat on was sitting through the DNA evidence "training" by the lab tech who testified. It is so much more complicated and involved than television would have you believe...

Yes but have you guys seen Kyle ******* Quincey's beard recently?! http://imjustpassinthrough.tumblr.com/image/129460267777

I broke a tooth this morning

Then this is where we differ. To compare the two situations is disingenuous, and if you think they are on a level playing field, then this conversation will never be productive.

Is it the one about him wearing daisy dukes?

Someone on Twitter said he had "torn heartalige"

Yikes. Barring events outside of one's control, who the f*** shows up late for their first TC?

Speak for yourself. If this was Pavel Datsyuk instead of Patrick Kane, I would be heartbroken if the Wings handled it this way and would tap out until it was made right. I can't control what other fans would do.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/columnists/ct-patrick-kane-blackhawks-haugh-spt-0918-20150917-column.html I vehemently disagree with those of you who think he should be allowed to play. The stakes are too damn high. If he is suspended and later found to be not guilty, then it's a public apology and a "I'm just glad we can move past this." By not suspending him pending the outcome, at worst the Blackhawks organization and the NHL have sanctioned a rapist, alienated a substantial number of fans, and taken a hot, steaming s*** all over the victim. I can't fathom why this is a chance they are willing to take. Even from a soulless, strictly business perspective, this sounds like the most heinous of PR nightmares.

http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/mobile/call-of-the-wilde-pk-subban-is-a-man-in-full-1.2566534

You know what is more disgusting than the Blackhawks organization not suspending Kane until this is resolved? The fact that the Blackhawks organization gave Kane a *public effing platform* to paint his accuser as a liar. A PRESS CONFERENCE. f*** Kane and f*** the s***ty ass Blackhawks.