BottleOfSmoke
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I was just coming here to be a grammar nazi and you had to ruin it for me I hope you're happy with yourself
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This. Pulk's one amazing skill is his bomb of a slapper. This skill does us absolutely no good if he can't find the time and space to execute it.
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Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster
BottleOfSmoke replied to PumpkinEscobar's topic in General
Don't know about here, but there are multiple articles floating around social media about the kid: @DetroitRedWings: READ: Meyer makes very big impression; At 6'9" free agent D is raw with an incredible upside - http://t.co/oV0twKuLgx http://t.co/356oCsJKsi -
Voynov pleads "No Contest" to Domestic Violence Charge
BottleOfSmoke replied to e_prime's topic in General
*bites tongue* *bleeds profusely down the front of chin and shirt* -
Who doesn't like watching a socially awkward weirdo* try to give an interview in his second language? It's like I don't even know you anymore. * <3 u anyway Feds
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This makes me feel warm inside. Never thought it would even be an option.
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Guys I'm at Cedar Point--have we done anything awesome yet?
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Wasn't a good fit for us for whatever reason. Hope he gets the chance to prove he can still be a serviceable player for someone.
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@MSmithCanes: #Canes have placed Alex Semin on unconditional waivers with intent of buying out his contract. Details → http://t.co/NI7A3R3tuy *plays bongos*
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Mike Richard's Contract Terminated (Not Bought Out)
BottleOfSmoke replied to P. Marlowe's topic in General
Why...why would one need to smuggle beer across the Canadian border? -
Holland doesn't expect to be busy this offseason
BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeytown0001's topic in General
It's been said repeatedly in this thread-this year's UFA class *sucks*. Why are people distraught that Kenny doesn't want to play in the muck? We have awesome prospects coming up, and I for one don't want to hamstring this team with overblown contracts on mediocre players that will then turn around and ass eff us when we try to keep all our young guys down the line. That being said, I certainly wouldn't mind a good trade or two, but I want nothing to do with UFAs this year. -
People are idiots
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Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster
BottleOfSmoke replied to PumpkinEscobar's topic in General
Lookit. Just lookit how majestic he is. He is the hampusiest of all the melens. Fun fact: my phone autocorrects ham to HAMPUS in all caps and autocompletes mel to Melen. Apparently I type those two things frequently...who knew? -
@HeleneStJames: Sergei Fedorov asks if Nick Lidstrom wants to answer question, Nick says "go ahead, Sergei." Fedorov: "I love you." *ugly sobbing*
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Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster
BottleOfSmoke replied to PumpkinEscobar's topic in General
It's the only reliable method to summon me -
Preliminary Red Wings Training Camp Roster
BottleOfSmoke replied to PumpkinEscobar's topic in General
YYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS -
Never any doubt. *wipes tear* Edit: @Bill_Roose: #RedWings Lidstrom hopes Fedorov is part of '15 hall class: It would be special if Sergei and I go into the Hall at the same time for sure!
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@TSNBobMcKenzie: Pending B of G approval, NHL will go to 3-on-3 overtime for 5 minutes in regular season games next season. @TSNBobMcKenzie: For those asking, no 4-on-4 OT at all. Right to 3-on-3. 5 minutes sudden death. No goal, it goes to shootout. Edit: also... @TSNBobMcKenzie: Coaches' challenge on goalie interference/offside goals - with on ice officials reviewing own work at p box monitor - coming, pending B of G
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He's so damn good he broke his own ankles this time.
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Nah they're more like that weird dollar store off brand vs...that *other* weird dollar store off brand. Anyway Lucic is a giant steaming walking stack of pewp and the Kings deserve all the nasty smell that's gonna come with signing him. *plugs nose*
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Eff him right in his stupid face jimmy
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LOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOOO
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Holy crap I didn't have to be the one to say it this time It's never *NOT* the time to trade for ROR. His beard alone brings things like "truculence" and "intangibles."
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Yzerman wins GM of Year (& other awards discussion)
BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeymom1960's topic in General
But Sather isn't handsome and perfect like Stevie -
Yzerman wins GM of Year (& other awards discussion)
BottleOfSmoke replied to Hockeymom1960's topic in General
Did Happy Hudler just win the Lady Byng? Am I in some alternate universe? Was he super drunk? Mind = blown
