BottleOfSmoke

Are the Ducks winning yet

*fist pump*

No don't. If we overdo it, it loses its power. It just needs to *float*.

I...*wipes tear*...I'm speechless. We have him. He's here. YFJB. May he answer many prayers in the years to come. *slow clap* No he's perfect. Don't want to overdo it.

Holy s*** someone with PS skills needs to edit out the background in that top pic it's perfect!

IT'LL BE A GOALIE THIS IS ENTIRELY UNCHARTED TERRITORY MY FRIEND

*Everyone* who does a good job gets butt pats. Do you think I'm some kind of monster?

Well, I guess I'm busted. Pav is moving in with me. We have an arrangement wherein he does all the chores I don't like and I do absolutely nothing for him in return. I think it's a pretty sweet deal on his end.

I didn't know what this was, and thought you were being a smartass

Taking Blashill out of the mix, as he is considered by some to be a shoe-in, who else is available?

Lmao this game can go to 8 OTs I hope they grind each other down and cry A LOT

Have the Hawks lost yet? I need something to be happy about this playoff season. Edit: nope.

Or you could include it in your sig. I really am excited about He Who Spits Hot Hockey Fire (HWSHHF), but am leery of pumping up any of our prospects to unrealistic heights given the crash that will inevitably follow.

Ugh! I want the new Rangers to win not the old Rangers! This year's playoffs have really burst my bubble all over the place. Am I wrong in thinking that Tampa is Not. That. Good? Yet they keep winning? Is there a signed contract with satan hidden somewhere?

I really don't want to lose Blashill for 4 years of Babcock. Will be interesting to see how this all pans out..,

I am so proud to be a fan of this organization. Great move.

What's hard to understand is that you're stating that "fans" want this with no proof of that even being the case. You, frankgrimes, may want this, but that doesn't mean that everyone or even a minute cross section of the fans of any given team want this. I would agree with others above that for anyone who is not xenophobic, icing the *best possible team* regardless of country of origin is the most important thing. Also, as previously pointed out, the Wings *have* multiple players from the area on the team. Now, I was born and raised in MI and this means nothing more to me than a Pierre McGuire interesting trivia tidbit. Nothing. Are they good players who complement the team? Great. If it does mean something to someone else, great. You got it. TL;DR this isn't a thing. Stop trying to convince us that it is a thing, and that we all want it.

Bridgular

Tubular

Your avatar I love that we have running jokes through multiple threads. You guys complete me.

Because I am a mopey pissbaby and I don't want him to. It's not rational or mature, but it's how I feel and my therapist says I need to honor that.

you are out of control. I especially like the one all caps HA in the middle like it needs accentuating. It's like the Chandler of laughs.

I don't want Yzerman to have a cup with another team. There. I said it.

God I hope Tampa gets ******* destroyed in the next round

Stop trying to make my poop jokes about serious issues