BottleOfSmoke

I hope they shart every time they say our name.

@greggkrupa: holland indicated no other teams will be allowed by him to talk to jeff blashill, until babcock situation is resolved.

@markhmasters: Mike Babcock says key factors in his decision: 1. What his wife thinks 2. Winning @markhmasters: Babcock had one preliminary discussion with wife yesterday & "that conversation didn't go very well. Didn't last that long." @markhmasters: Why didn't conversation with wife go well? "Got heated up pretty quick," Babcock says with a laugh @markhmasters: Babcock on coaching in Detroit: "When I went some place (new) before, there was always a better job. Theres no better job."

@Bill_Roose: Asked if he'd let Babcock explore options with other teams, Holland: "Right now no. We have exclusive negotiating rights until end of June." @BradGalli: Luke Glendening had a bad cut in his hand inGame 4. Almost came back for OT. @DennyKapp: Holland: "Ericsson played with a broken toe" suffered during pregame soccer with teammates *eyeroll* @wingsfrontman: Abby broken finger. E had broken toe. Glendening torn tendon on back hand. Pav had bruised ankle. Yikes: @HammerFox2: Holland confirms that Zetterberg was healthy during playoff series. #Wings @DennyKapp: "The playoffs start for the #RedWings on October 8th"-Ken Holland

Just sent. Rounded up to $25.

Plus Julien has that sweet ham-neck that makes everything he does funnier

@DennyKapp: Holland: "I think (Bab) is a fabulous coach... he's made our organization better. I respect he's pushed our players" http://t.co/2UKcpFk0YB @Bill_Roose: #RedWings Holland: "Did the players always like Scotty? Do they always like Babcock? Nah. I like that. I like when the boss makes you work." @HammerFox2: "We're trying to go younger...the one thing we don't get are the players that are stars right off the draft table." #Wings draft later @greggkrupa: Babcock more upset by loss than I have ever seen him. Voice quivered. Eyes teared, a bit. "Can't believe lost."

@HammerFox2: "Solution is about both sides getting what they want" ken holland @FSDwakiji: #RedWings Holland said when it is time to step up, Ilitch steps up better than any owner. @CraigCustance: Holland said money won't be an issue in keeping Babcock.

"Lately?"

@CraigCustance: Jimmy Howard says he won't request trade. Looks forward to competing for starting job in Red Wings training camp. @HeleneStJames: "Ask Kenny" Holland was Jimmy Howard response to what his future is with Wings

@RedWingsFeed: Yzerman mum on Filppulas status after sitting most of Game 7: Finnish forward didn't http://t.co/iwKgHGsJ3evia @ProHockeyTalk #RedWings I hope he had explosive diarrhea and s*** his entire uniform

http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2015/5/1/8519579/the-morning-after-after-detroit-red-wings-fans-vent-about-the-tampa-bay

Don't you dare!

This is perfect. Go Canad Go!

AN "OZ" REFERENCE?!?! One of my favorite shows of all time, and not just because of all the gratuitous peen. You complete me, kip.

I feel like they don't usually have a blogger from the eliminating team do it, either. That Philadelphia one was ruthless Edit: link for s***s and giggles: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/eulogy--remembering-the-2013-14-philadelphia-flyers-161540395.html

I was just coming here to post that I swear it wasn't me, but this brings much more lulz.

Welcome! Join the pity party...

I...I would weep with joy.

That's ******* depressing.

You don't say...

My issue with Thornton is *why*. Everyone ******* and makes fun of the Wings for signing guys in their mid 30s on the downside of their prime. Thornton embodies that. My issue is that signing Thornton would be the kind of thing the Wings would be *expected* to do. He's a prototypical Detroit Red Wings Signing . We need to step outside of our ******* comfort zone and try to fill in the middle--no more young guys in their early 20s with minimal experience. No more aging vets. I want prime meat, dammit! GIVE ME A 28 YEAR OLD STUD!!!!! *ahem* I also don't want to see Thornton stroke his rooster whilst wearing the winged wheel, but that's beside the point...

Good lord, Thornton? I'm so glad teams aren't run on the internet...

A Stanley Cup

I feel like I don't even know you anymore