BottleOfSmoke

I'm going to cry, puke, and poop all at the same time

SLUUUUTT

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

That would take a lot of poop

And then, you remember the 2009 SCFs...

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He could, but the appeals go straight to Bettman.

Someone had a great comment on Twitter that was directed at Cotsonika thst sums up my feelings on the matter perfectly: Getting it right 1 out of 10 times isn't getting it right.

@cotsonika: Zetterberg said Wings have to accept Kronwall decision, but don't agree and see "a little inconsistency." Looks like Z is up for "understatement of the season" at the NHL awards this year.

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You *are* pretty mcellan, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

Feels like the universe is conspiring against us. Time to sack up and shove it right back up the universe's ass. Wings win 3-1.

I... I just have no energy for this league anymore. None. I don't even give a f*** what happens tomorrow. Such a sham.

I honestly had to check your profile to see if you were new here after reading these statements. When does Holland get blamed for his bad moves? The answer, around here anyway, is ALL THE TIME. Constantly. It inevitably leaks into 90% of our threads along with Jimmy sucking and Babs being an incompetent coach. He gets absolutely *dragged* if he so much as farts in the same room players are in because it negatively affects air quality and makes them play worse. Yours are not new sentiments, and frankly it is refreshing seeing the level-headed, rational responses. Bottom line: Holland, like all humans ever everywhere, has made some mistakes. Some absolute stinkers. Should we replace him with someone better? Sure, I'm all about improvement. Who should we court that is clearly a better GM than Holland? *crickets*

I hate everything Why do I do this to myself I should just ******* watch a god damn knitting show instead

What a load of horses***. f*** a game 7 these taint lickers have had every opportunity in the world to finish this s***. SO FRUSTRATING.

JFC clock is ticking boys!

Lol wtf Stamkos

YYYAAAASSSSS

Good lord I leave for half an hour and all hell breaks loose

"Getting" funny?! *takes out earrings* ***** I DONE *BEEN* FUNNY!!!

He could have a whole line of products. Kyle's Boob Shovels, Kyle's Beard Whacking Weed Trimmers, Kyle's Dick Tripping Super Sticky Tape...

I wasn't referring to the end you hold onto

Trying to understand the officiating in this league is as useless as boobs on a shovel.

This team can be so ******* frustrating