BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    3/14 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Flyers 7

    Apparently that ship has sailed
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    3/14 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Flyers 7

    What a ******* joke
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    3/14 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Flyers 7

    I was going to the bathroom. You're welcome.
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    Trouble in the Sharktank Jumbo Joe versus DW

    No way. That's why I said when they're NOT playing the Wings! I think of it more as Jumbo Joe's *ehem* jumbo middle finger to the Sharts if they get rid of him.
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    3/14 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Flyers 7

    I take back my previous prediction. We're gonna maple leaf this one up, aren't we?
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    3/14 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Flyers 7

    Ooooooofffff cooouuuurrrssseeee
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    3/14 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Flyers 7

    LGW! Let's break this nasty streak. 4-2 Wings, because I like to live dangerously.
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    Trouble in the Sharktank Jumbo Joe versus DW

    If they do decide to move him, I hope he scores 4 goals first in their barn When they're not playing the wings
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    Everything about this game was gross. There is no excuse to play this way against the freaking BJs when both TB and Bos got points tonight. Gross gross gross
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    Pulkie looks like Woody Harrelson
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    I've been drinking this entire time and clearly it hasn't helped
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    This game is ridiculous
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    Nope. People will merely argue that Pavel Datsyuk (that hack!) knows nothing about hockey and that we, the mighty internet warriors, have the seekrit keys to WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN I MEAN DUH ITS SO OBVIOUS WHAT THA EFF IS MARK BANGKOK THINKING?!?!?!111!!!
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    I *really* hate hockey
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    I hate hockey
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    Did somebody say bunghole
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    3/12 GDT : Blue Jackets 3 at Red Wings 1

    LGW! 2 points in regulation please.
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    2013 NHL Entry Draft Discussion

    Bumping this thread because when you google Hampus Melen, it's one of the first links that comes up. So naturally, I proceeded to read through the thread, and at all the great Hampus jokes. We are a witty bunch.
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    @THNKenCampbell: There's no way you can convince me bottom feeders are tanking. They're just really bad hockey teams. My blog. http://t.co/8ctHmWLQmr
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    *pats butts*
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    I feel like we're being trolled
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    Oh ffs
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    WWOOOOOOOO
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    #hankit2kforever
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS RESPONSIBILITY