BottleOfSmoke

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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    Are you old enough to drink jimmy or should I be calling your mum?
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    Just got in, but was able to read the thread to stay updated. Things I've taken away so far: We suck We're going to get ass-effed out of the first round We seem to be winning the game, possibly because jeh is drinking
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    I won't be around much for the beginning of this one tonight, so hoping I come home to a healthy lead! LGW!
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    3/9 GDT : Oilers 2 at Red Wings 5

    Off topic, but http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/minnesota-all-hockey-hair-team-2015-brings-controversy--sick-flows--video-153046132.html
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    3/8 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 5

    I don't know if my sudden need to throw up is a result of a hangover I didn't know I had or this ******* game
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    3/8 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 5

    "Lots of passing by Detroit..." Yes, yes. What's new?
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    3/8 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 5

    Shots 15-1? Fart Edit 15-5? It's too early to think
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    3/8 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 5

    I GOT OUT OF BED FOR THIS Pick it up boys
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    Vaya con dios Damien Brunner

    Question: do you think I'm serious most of the time? 2nd question: do you *honestly* think the NHL could contain me if I were independently wealthy?! MWAHAHAHAHAHA get at me Bettman
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    Morgan Freeman, actually. Trust me, you DON'T want to see the underwater cam they used...Edit: And WHY does it look like he has no armpit hair?! Everything about this picture makes me want to pour acid on my face
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    Vaya con dios Damien Brunner

    Almost makes it worthwhile to buy a hockey team just so you could exclusively use inappropriate sponsers and plaster them on unis. I would strictly allow only sex toy shops, strip clubs, and penis enhancement companies to sponsor my hockey team.
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    3/8 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 5

    No one. The answer is no one
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    3/8 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Bruins 5

    Uuuuuggghhh that's an effing 9:30 am start for me don't f*** this up for me or I'll go back to bed. LGW!
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    Red Army Documentary

    Has anyone else heard of this? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kZxiPwGjqAE It's apparently going to debut at TIFF in September with wider release (US) to come in January.
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    Pulkkinen sent back to GR

    There's no other thread for this, so since we're talking about the lineup for BOS... @AnsarKhanMLive: Gustavsson starting tomorrow in Boston.
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    I'm gonna go burn some incense to spiritually cleanse myself after that abomination of a game.
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    GROOOOOOOSSSSSS
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    Don't know why this made me laugh so harcEdit: that would be hard, but f*** it
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    This is not how I wanted to spend my Friday
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    Are you fricking serious
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    Yuck
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    I would recommend that Jiri Tlusty's daughter never google her father
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    You son of a
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    My Ideal Playoff Situation

    I turned off autocorrect on my phone because it resulted in some pretty sketchy texts
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    3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

    No I love that one! Classic.