BottleOfSmoke

Turd Ferguson is that you

God damn. Howard is just not good in the shootout.

I'd just like to thank everyone on the east coast for staying awake and keeping me company. Interesting side note. When I type "me," my phone suggests MELEN in all caps. Am I that predictable?

Ugh no shootout please

That's 'cause he's a poop face, as I stated earlier.

*puts on elitist hat* Who the f*** grows up and says "I'm gonna be a fan of a hockey team named after a Disney movie, yep that's the team for me "???!!!! *takes off elitist hat* SUCK IT TINKY WINKY

Way to go, Paul

That goal was my bad, I was listening to Fat Bottomed Girls

Can you feel THA CALLAPSE?!?!

Gross

@Bill_Roose: With two goals tonight, Pavel Datsyuk (853) has tied former #RedWings Slava Kozlov for fifth all-time in points among Russians in the NHL.

Corey Perry looks like he's super whiny irl

I've said it before and I'll say it again--Pav is the kind of player you actually realize how lucky you are to be witnessing as he's playing. We are so damn lucky! *fangirling*

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that the Wings are the only team that gets screwed by the refs. *scoffs loudly* Haterz gonna hate

Do...they *actually* think that's a real thing?

It's not the walking that confuses me, it's the running...

Kronner's beardless face makes me uncomfortable

You don't have that much fun when you tinkle? Man, it must suck to be a dude...

YYYYAAAAASSSS

Um, yes? Are you unfamiliar with the concept? Do you not tinkle?

What the EFF?! I leave to go take a wee and cool stuff happens every time!

Kesler's a poop face pass it on

Not that kip needs defending, because he doesn't. But I feel like sometimes people lose the bigger point he's trying to make in all of his *insert tenacious breed of dog here*-with-a-bone...ness, and I think it's an important one. He's not telling people they can't have an opinion, he's invalidating the faulty logic people use to *justify* these opinions. Is it ok to have an opinion that other people disagree with? Absolutely! Is it ok to misinterpret facts and create statistics and deny research/science and use logical fallacies to support said opinion? Nope, and someone who appears to be as familiar with logic as kip is is going to call you out on it every time. Cognitive dissonance exists as a concept for a reason--we all do it. I'm intimately familiar with traumatic brain injuries and how they affect the lives of those who suffer from them. I'm also an emotionally reactive person who enjoys when someone who pisses me off gets their ass beat (um...on the ice). Difference is I don't try to justify this enjoyment with anything other than nostalgia and personal warm fuzzies because the reality is no argument otherwise holds water in the face of fact. Seriously? I just posted a novel saying the same thing and you cut in line with TL;DR.

You guys do know there are *ways*, right?