BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    *pats butts*
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    Just like viking times, probably
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    If a newb was reading this thread I'm pretty sure they'd be convinced we are all 12 year old boys
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    BIG ERECTION
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    You're walking a thin line...
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    What else is a civilized chap to do?
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    I'm on mobile
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    10/10 this thread is going places
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    See, I interpreted it as he was the big erection who was screwing something, not that the big erection itself was getting screwed up, i.e. interfered with. Thank you for the alternative perspective that is invaluable in growing as a human being and understanding the world around me.
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    I know you're trying to make fun of him...but how is that a bad thing?
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    Lmao it is sooo clear who Mrazek grew up idolizing... Becuz tha wheelz were not on tha bus
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    1/31 GDT : Islanders 1 vs. Red Wings 4

    LGW! We need more WHEELZ ON THA BUS and less way to go, petr.
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    Marchenko recalled from GR... Ouellet sent down

    I would, and it would be true
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    Marchenko recalled from GR... Ouellet sent down

    The mindset around here is that Doan is their Yzerman, which makes me But that's how they feel. Immediate jersey retirement, job in the front office, etc. whatever. I would salivate over OEL in a Wings jersey though. Kid's the real deal.
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    We're being outplayed, but would still be in it if it weren't for a handful of softies let in by Mrazek.Hull and Brodeur standing by each other is too much douchebaggery for my brain to comprehend.
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    Scotty's there because he's going to orchestrate a trade that has Stamkos going to the Hawks for Patty Kane, then Stamkos to the Wings for Datsyuk. Pav finishes his career by tooling us in the Finals until he retires, and we all cry. But Stamkos. GET THA TANK ON THA WHEELZ
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    Everybody hold on to your butts!
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    WHERE IS NORM MARACLE WHEN YOU NEED HIM THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    Gross
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    I want to screenshot all the people begging for Howard to return so I can post them obnoxiously the second Howard comes back and people start bitching JIMMY SAVE US JIMMY SAVE JIMMY S JIMMY SUCKS WTF IS THIS CRAP
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    Tampa Bay can go eff their own butts
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS GODDAMMIT
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    1/29 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Lightning 5

    Hello my pretties. What's good?
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    Larkin or Mantha?

    Merkin
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Except the Packers lost *ducks*