BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Thank f***. We did NOT play great, and the officiating sucked balls. Usually we don't win under those conditions so I gotta hand it to them... *pats butts*
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Lmfao f*** this league sometimes. Seriously. O'Halloran can choke on multiple dicks
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    There is no eye roll hard enough
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    52 million 17 at last count
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Psh why you wanna hate on being cute it's not like the panthers are gonna score or anyt Oh
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    1st
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Well how do you like these apples?
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    crazy hockey dad

    Done
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Zetterfabulous
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    crazy hockey dad

    You've seriously never seen it?
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Captain Zetterperfect does not say such swears
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    crazy hockey dad

    Check your PMs
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Steve Yzerman. Surprise!
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Yes we do certainly recognize him as our Lord and Savior
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    What do you study, how to bE LAZY AND SUCK?!?!?!?! *middle finger* j/k i <3 u
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    crazy hockey dad

    An existential question I don't think any of us are really equipped to tackle at this point.
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    crazy hockey dad

    Because it says the EFF word and circumvents the potty mouth filter. It might still be in the gallery if you wanna see it jimmy. It's a classic. Someone should re-photoshop it to star out the u-c-k... *hint hint*
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    Brodeur retires. Named Sr. Advisor to Blues GM

    ...he's never really struck me as a man of "character."
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    Franzen on IR

    Who wouldn't? That is one dapper m*****f*****!
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS!!!!11111!!!!!1
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    1/27 GDT : Red Wings 5 at Panthers 4

    Ugh finally. Now let's put this ASG bulls*** behind us and get 2 points in regulation. BOOYAH! LGW!
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    NHL Player Tracking System

    FML
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    crazy hockey dad

    Next competition I go to I'm yelling GET THA WHEELZ ON THE BUS at the top of my lungs. It could be a debate tournament idgaf
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    crazy hockey dad

    The looped (vine?) video of this is infinitely more satisfying. From the passionate "GET THA WHEELZ ON THA BUS" to the hilariously droll "way to go, paul," it has something for everyone. The more you watch, the funnier it gets. http://sidneyc.tumblr.com/post/108888553654/way-to-go-paul