BottleOfSmoke

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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    This sums up the Leafs' douchebaggery so well. So, so well.
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    NO IT'S NOT
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    "Well you know I thought we did some realgud things, dominated the neutral zone and outplayed them so I think it was a great night you know the bounces just didn't go our way" *mouth fart*
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    I LOVE THE SHOOTOUT
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    Favorite arena

    jobing.com arena
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    What the s***
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    Aliens This worked last time prepare for 6 more goals
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    Clipping? O...k
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    I was gonna make a joke about his teammates all wanting to smell his mustache But then I didn't because ew But now I just did so oh well
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    Of course the game is tied
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    Don't post Nic Cage jimmyemeryhunter gets excited (hereafter referred to as jeh)
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    Aliens
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    Jonathan Bernier - Nelson Mandela Comments

    Guys, I think we're missing the bigger picture. The point is not that Bernier is an uneducated, dumb jock idiot poop head-- It's that he's NOT A SPECIALS FAN *gasps*
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    PHANEUF?!?!?! *shakes fist*
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    COMING UP DURING INTERMISSION WILL MIKE BABCOCK REMAIN IN DETROIT GUYS HARD HITTING JOURNALISM FROM THREE MONKEYS HUMPING A FOOTBALL NEXT ON YOUR NEWS AT 10 !!!!111!!!1!!
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    Phaneuf's dirtstache makes me want to punch him in the dick
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    *sobs* *screams in horror* I don't remember the Wings playing hockey in 09. Didn't they take a sabbatical?
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    12/10 GDT - Maple Leafs 2 at Red Wings 1 (SO)

    I'm going to apologize in advance for my attitude tonight. I've had it with everyone and I'm tired of being surrounded by idiots. That being said, LGW!
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    san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

    Yeah...you're gonna have to narrow it down some
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    san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

    Are you implying that my brows are low? DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME, SIR?!
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    san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

    He's no Piper Who?
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    san jose sharks "holiday sweater."

    Horribly embarrassing, but still nowhere near as horrendous as that Avalanche Radioactive monstrosity...
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    f***in' A right! I'm doing this wrong aren't I
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    When are we going to go from civilized wins to like...G'd up, mafioso-style thug wins? After the All Star break? Trade deadline? 'Cause I have a hard time keepin' it classy. *shocked face*