BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    *sips tea* *nods* *pats butts*
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Full heart
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Alright, which one of you assholes said "shutout?"
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    I want a Kronner ornament someone get me one
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    This is great I love this team
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    We like our team for real
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Pavel Datsyuk is a national treasure
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Great idea. Can we make those mandatory for a few other players as well?
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Of course. That doesn't negate the fact that he's a tool and I hate his face.
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Yes, he's a tool
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    12/7 GDT : Red Wings 3 at Hurricanes 1

    Did someone say we're phaneufing?
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    12/6 GDT : Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    He's just as surprised he scored as the rest of us
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    Honest NHL Slogans

    "The only BJ's you'll be disappointed with"
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    12/6 GDT : Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    @asktheduffer: If #redwings hold on to win, will be 4-1-1 when trailing after one period this season. Far cry from last year when they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. *pats butts*
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    Brodeur signs with Blues. 700k + some nutty bonuses

    f*** that guy and his sister wife
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    12/6 GDT : Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    Woot woot Keep decorating those trees, f***ers!
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    12/6 GDT : Rangers 2 at Red Wings 3

    We really need to potty train these guys so they can stop s***ting in their own bed.
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    Oilers schedule presser tomorrow

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    Kings fined $100K for allowing Slava Voynov to practice w/ team

    If you think that harming someone through negligence and stupidity/bad choices/being a jackass is comparable to (allegedly) making the conscious choice to *beat someone you love*, then refer to my previous post--I really don't know what to ******* say.
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    Mantha getting closer.

    @petewallner: Anthony Mantha 'hard on myself' right now with 1 pt in 5 games, but coach Jeff Blashill unconcerned. #GoGRG http://t.co/7xDtwxKF3c
  21. BottleOfSmoke

    Once again The D is awesome

    Love it. Love the city of Detroit (f*** the haters), love our teams, and love that there is current recognition for something positive. The city will survive, the people will keep on keepin' on, and we'll still be more boss than anyone else, because Detroit does, indeed, hustle harder. *Lil Jon voice* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
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    Kings fined $100K for allowing Slava Voynov to practice w/ team

    I...just don't know what to say. Wow.
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    12/4 GDT - Stars 2 at Red Wings 5

    *light stroking of derrières* Did I just made it weird?
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    Devils sign Brunner 2 yrs. $2.5 million AAV

    Poor DB He seems like a good kid, got some bad advice from an agent who overestimated his value/talent. Hope he lands somewhere and doesn't have to go back to Switzerland.
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    Oilers schedule presser tomorrow

    DON'T WORRY GUYS WE'LL START WINNING AS LONG AS THE PLAYERS JUST PLAY BETTER