BottleOfSmoke

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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    @PxPOttawa: A stretcher and paramedics have just been called to the Detroit dressing room?? WTF?!
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    Wow, SOG have certainly caught up after that abysmal first...
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    YFMB bless the beard
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    As Wesley Snipes once said, Always bet on bunghole. Or something
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    Which would then make it a Bad Pass Goal?
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    What I don't get is why Karlsson isn't on the Wings. I mean, he's a Swedonian, right? Like, isn't that traitorism or something? *pops gum*
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    I feel like the soundtrack to this game so far is just a 10 year old boy making armpit farts.
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    They're not drinking Gatorade, they're drinking Nobodygivesaf***erade.
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    Sluggish, too many passes, letting them stroll right into the O zone because they keep beating our D.
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    The score would literally be 6-0 if it weren't for Average!Jimmah.
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    We're playing like dook
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    How was that not in the net?
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    GDT:11/4 Detroit Red Wings vs. Ottawa Senators 7:30p.m

    LGW! Mabus was signed up to do the GDT, hope everything is ok bud!
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    What happened to Calle Jarnkrok?

    SUPERSTAR
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    What happened to Calle Jarnkrok?

    This is legit
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    Michael Del Zotto

    Here's a link to a story with the tweets. http://m.nydailynews.com/sports/hockey/porn-star-calls-rangers-defenseman-michael-del-zotto-twitter-article-1.1996789#bmb=1 Grown ass men, embarrassing themselves over some strange since... Well, always, I guess. *shrugs* Get it together, lads.
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    11/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Sabres 3 (SO)

    Rumor has it that he is actually The Player Formerly Known as Steve. Truth? I guess we'll never know. MURDER SPREE
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    11/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Sabres 3 (SO)

    No. No grace period. MURDER SPREE
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    11/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Sabres 3 (SO)

    If we get another goal waived off this month I'm going on a murder spree.
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    11/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Sabres 3 (SO)

    I mean he's no Franzen, but...
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    11/2 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Sabres 3 (SO)

    When I'm old, I will never forget being able to watch Datsyuk play.