BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    what
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Ah yes, the "end of the third cock tease"...
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Helm has had 74 scoring chances tonight and hasn't gotten a shot off on one.
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    I am going to slap Darren Helm's mother
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Can this game just be over please?
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    When you're mad at your team just picture everyone naked
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Did Z just break Appletater's face?
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    Guys our #4 defenseman just scored
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    10/23 GDT : Penguins 3 at Red Wings 4 (OT)

    COME THE f*** ON
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    slava voynov suspended after domestic violence arrest

    @TheHockeyNews: Redondo Beach Police say domestic assault 'definitely' occurred in Voynov incident that led to his arrest. http://t.co/CF8PAR1imB
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    slava voynov suspended after domestic violence arrest

    And yet again, it becomes painfully obvious to me why the political discussion section of this board was axed...
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    @Bill_Roose: #RedWings Nyquist lost a top front tooth last night on play in front of #Canadiens net. Says it put a hole in his mouth guard.
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    Well, when you only score one or two goals a game this is what you get. I think they've looked decent so far this year, but they have GOT to start scoring more. Then we won't have to worry about bulls*** waving off of goals or uncalled penalties or what the f*** ever.
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    At the risk of answering a question seriously (I promise I won't make it a habit), he's said in the past that with it angled up he feels like it better protects his temples. *shrugs*
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    I'm pretty sure this is never gonna get old
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    I like the cut of your jib
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    Did someone say Scotch?
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    Lol Parenteau wants to punch his own self in the face after missing that
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    10/21 GDT - Red Wings 1 at Canadiens 2 (OT)

    I turned the game on and we scored. You're welcome.
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    slava voynov suspended after domestic violence arrest

    Oh come on. Do you really think that's what he meant? It may have been a poorly worded post, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that E_T isn't coming down on the side of "hey let's throw out due process for a grand ole time! It'll be a hootenanny!"
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    Lucic has a meltdown as Bruins get smacked by Habs...again

    To be fair, they didn't sign *him*, they signed his mustache.