BottleOfSmoke

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  1. BottleOfSmoke

    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Bday butt pats for E_T Butt pats for Z's heart arms gesture MUTHER EFFING *pats butts*
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    what
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Us no score
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Lies. Finally being able to urinate after all the beer is the best thing about intermission.
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Lets just play at even strength from here on out mmmkay?
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    I've had about Phaneuf of his bulls***
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    I'd almost rather just not have refs, you know? Let them kill each other on the ice.
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    That gray in Shanny's hair is... DISTINGUISHED me gusta
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Per Wings statistician Greg Innis, last Wing to score goal in 1st 5 games of season was Fedorov in '93.Nyquist has scored in first four. I would trade Nyquist for '93 Fedorov.
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    10/18 GDT - Maple Leafs 0 at Red Wings 1 (OT)

    Happy birthday kiddo! LGW!
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    Pucks That Were Shot Off A Broken Stick That Led To A Bad Line Change And Someone Getting Yelled At (PTWSOABSTLTABLCASGYA).
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    Really? If this would have been a loss there would be 50007 posts after the final buzzer. Where y'all at?
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    Anyone who doesn't like this team can SUCK IT *pats butts*
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    Jimmah
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    Guys we have *4* goals
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    What is the medical treatment when one has a Loose Goose? I would think that would negatively affect one's sex life.
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    what
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    Toronto Radio: Illitch is selling everything and Babs will be Leafs GM

    This post made the thread 237% better Never change, frank.
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    Joe Louis Arena to be Demolished

    Not these ones they won't be. This will be sweeping shots of Stanley Cup wins, slo mo shots of epic moments in Red Wing History, Franzen NOT being lazy and sucking, Lidas, Eyezerman, and no shots of us almost but not quite winning the Cup in 2009. Someone will need to hold me. Am I the only one who remembers those Tigers commercials?
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    Joe Louis Arena to be Demolished

    I'm not sure what this has to do with my nostalgic blubbering, but ok. *shrugs*
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    @Bill_Roose: Niklas Kronwall (2 assists in 3 games) is seven points shy of passing Gary Bergman for fourth all-time on the #RedWings scoring D-man list. All 7 points tonight because I said so.
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    Joe Louis Arena to be Demolished

    I am dreading the commercials that will run before the final game at the Joe. The last season the Tigers were at the Stadium, they ran these great nostalgic tv spots that would turn me into a blubbering mess every time I saw them. This is going to be FAR worse.
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    10/17 GDT : Red Wings 4 at Maple Leafs 1

    Well then maybe you should stay your ass at home. LGW!
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    Lucic has a meltdown as Bruins get smacked by Habs...again

    Trololololol Lucic is a poopy diaper baby. Fun to see him embarrass himself like this though.