BottleOfSmoke

I'm convinced The Glistening has taken over your account. Hey bud, let's go eat some sunshine and rainbows, make it all better.

Agreed. Also, I like how you have 2009 (Penguins) in parentheses, like it never happened. Because, you know.

I thought we had settled on Hampus Melen Arena? No takesie backsies!

Someone please resurrect the "player formerly known as Steve" post, I beg you. One of my all time faves.

Preach. Although the outlets are decent, everything is just plopped right off the highway. Certainly not a "district."

I think it looks amazing. Hopefully it all comes to fruition. I am so thankful that there are people out there who love the city of Detroit as much as I do and who refuse to give up on trying to make it a better place. I will miss the Joe in all its s***ty glory, and hope they don't tear it down. I'd like to see it repurposed, maybe as the aquarium they had talked about at one time, but I know that's probably a pipe dream.

That also makes me feel like I have to go potty, fwiw..,

This makes my heart soar, and then I hear the theme from Reading Rainbow, then I feel like I have to go potty. What does this mean, mommy?

@Bill_Roose: New assistant coach, Tony Granato, hopes to bring a new passion and energy to the #RedWings bench this season: http://t.co/yOvVzYx3f2

http://www.ontheforecheck.com/2014/6/23/5821156/ranking-nhl-teams-game-of-thrones-edition Got a good chuckle out of this, and it's amusingly accurate to boot. Also a nice diversion from the suckage that has been this offseason so far. Spoilers, maybe, for some that aren't up to speed on all the eps...

I agree. I'm perfectly ok with games being decided by shoutout. "First up for the Red Wings is Zetterberg, let's see what he has to say. Z?" "Yeah, uh, I'd just like to make a shoutout to my boo Emma, my moms, and my homeboy Sven back in Sweden. Big ups!" "Well, that was a solid showing by the captain, let's see how the Hawks stack up. First to the mic is Patrick Kane, who will inevitably bring something sufficiently douchey to the table..." "Yo what up what up this ya boy P Kane in the hizzle, just want to give a shoutout to all the dime pieces out there, hit me up after the game and I might let you smell my cup YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN but on the real one love PEACE" "Point awarded to the Red Wings"

Not only do I want Total Tomfoolery , but I demand Utter Shenanigans along with, dare I say, The Old Razzle Dazzle. "Real Fans" would expect nothing less. P.S. Franzen is lazy and he sucks.

:lol: I'm speechless. You owe me a new iced tea and phone.

Congrats Flashy! You deserved it. Your GDTs always make me smile.

First I was like Then I was like Now I'm like

I was in a meeting with my boss and literally lol'd.

Thanks, I needed that. Rough day.

No way Hank gets in before his beard. Bet.

@JasonGregor: Shannon just said he is hearing Oduya is guy #Hawks looking to move to get under Cap. One yr on his deal, #Oilers should be calling. I WANT THE OLD SPICE MAN ON MY TEAM KENNY

@DarrenDreger: $1mil for 1 yr. Heatley signs with Ducks.

Here's a source: @DarrenDreger: 8 year extensions for Kane and Toews. $10.5 mil aav each.

I totally forgot about this. What were the letters again?

Good luck Flashy! Don't have an HF boards account, otherwise you'd have my vote!

Here's your source picture lol: The internet is an amazing place...