BottleOfSmoke

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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    *fart noise*
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    Or else we'll never get Rodrigenstizzlean Kompfeerzuzabelt. Kid's a rocket!
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    Trial date set in Steve Moore’s lawsuit against Todd Bertuzzi

    BottleOfSmoke replied to WingsAlways's topic in General

    @RedWingsFeed: Moore attends Bertuzzi civil trial for first time in eight years: "This case is... http://t.co/uEcURJ8vQo via @NHLonNBCSports #RedWings
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    TANK IT! 2014-2015 Season

    BottleOfSmoke replied to ShanahanMan's topic in General

    While all this may be true, I'd still rather be Cinderella than an ugly stepsister.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    @commie22: Red Wings fans!! How goes free agency? What a douchebag. Sour grapes, Commie? Gotta admit, as disappointing as it was not getting better yesterday, it's a lot harder to swallow the apparent fact that we're now a joke. Edit: he got called out pretty hard, commence epic backpedaling over multiple tweets... @commie22: Ok Wings fans..only halfway through day 2. Lots of time. Lots going for you. City=great. Fans=Great. Rink=great. Players=great Tradition=A+
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    Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

    BottleOfSmoke replied to kipwinger's topic in General

    Some nuggets from twitter: @Whoabot: claude giroux is the captain of the feel-adelphia flyers @philabright: Claude Giroux's Canada Day really set the bar for Patrick Kane on this July 4th. #Merica #WeBelieve
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    Well...at least we're not Philadelphia. Giroux Arrested.

    BottleOfSmoke replied to kipwinger's topic in General

    Edit: I was laughing so hard I had some premature postage. Giroux was just trying to congratulate the officer BoS style--with butt pats!
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    Red Wings rookie camp roster revealed

    BottleOfSmoke replied to PumpkinEscobar's topic in General

    @detroithockey96: Ha! The Wings gave Axel Holmstrom No 96 for Development Camp. Bless
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    *sings* You're all...I need...to get by....
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    Quincey re-signed by DET. 2 yr s $4.25 mill AAV

    BottleOfSmoke replied to haroldsnepsts's topic in General

    :lol: :lol:
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    Please don't mistake my FFFFFFUUUUUUU as surprise instead of the fiery, unbridled rage it was intended to be.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Wings didn't get a right-hand shooting defenseman, but still need someone. They've made offer to Kyle Quincey (left). Waiting to hear back. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    @StapeNewsday: According to sources, #Isles were more than competitive with offers to targeted FAs: Offered 3 years to Dan Boyle, 4 years to Jarome Iginla. Good lord, we are becoming the Islanders.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    FOR UNDER 6 MIL A YEAR Hate that 7 year length though.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    Trolololololol
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    @asktheduffer: Speculation that Niskanen's camp may have overestimated his bargaining power and priced himself out of market. Could be back in play.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    @adater: Avs likely out on Niskanen. Only $10 mil under cap, O'Reilly and Barrie still unsigned. Unless they deal one of them I'll take O'Reilly off their hands...
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    @AnsarKhanMLive: Wings have been told Niskanen going elsewhere.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    Re-signed Mrazek. And were left holding their dicks on dudes who took less money to play somewhere else. You know, the usual.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    I feel like we're Leo DiCaprio chasing our elusive Oscar...
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    Thank god.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    Yep.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    GREAT. So Nisky has the same agent as Brunner and Suter?! FML.
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    SOMEBODY CHECK ON JAY BARUCHEL
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    2014 Offseason League Signings and Trades

    BottleOfSmoke replied to Datsyukian-Deke's topic in General

    In other news, Jay Baruchel is really pantsed about the Gorges trade. He's tweeting like an LGWer