BottleOfSmoke

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    32 minutes ago, Euro_Twins said:

    Look at you, acting like you never left us for hfboards. *sobs uncontrollably* go be with flashy and the others :bye2:

    In the spirit of full disclosure, I’ve never set foot on hfboards THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 

    So if there’s someone Bettying it up over there they’re a GD IMPOSTER. :nono: 

    I just took a Hockey Break (tm). 

    Detroit Red Wings, unlike Zetterberg, I CAN’T QUIT YOU. 

    10 minutes ago, barabbas16 said:

    Come on, man.  Even if you did call it first and you weren't saying it for 3 years... does any of that actually matter?  Oh man, we're never going to see the heart and soul captain of the team, a guy that we've watched play for 15 years that we all wanted to see play another season and hit 1,000 points, etc. etc. .... we're not going to get to see him play again.... but, LeftWinger told us so, so.....what?

    Did I imagine this or did someone post on here somewhat recently that she died?  Or was that some kind of inside joke that I didn't get because I'm not on here regularly enough?

    Rest easy, my dude—I’m still kickin’. 

    I think?

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    If anything can bring me out of the woodwork, it’s news of My Lord and Savior Stevesus Yzermanchrist making his long overdue return to the Motherland to (not) strap on his skates and lead us to a threepeat, a super bowl win, and the end of the Flint water crisis. 

    The part of my brain that’s not having a fever dream hopes that all is well with his family, has tempered expectations that he will ever return to the Wings franchise in any official capacity, and will wait and see how this pans out like a normal-functioning human being. 

    But I’d be lying if I said my initial reaction to the original tweets wasn’t to aggressively hump the nearest inanimate (or not—sorry Lesley) object whilst scream-singing Don’t Stop Believing. Whatevs. 

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    22 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

    but cannot do both jobs at the same time

    What's to stop Chelios from doing it anyway??

    Edit: for the record I'm really disappointed in all of you that this wasn't the second fricking comment. 

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    3 hours ago, F.Michael said:

    :hysterical:

    What did Brett do to you for such hard feelings?

    Did he stand you up at the altar - cuz if that's the case then I'd understand.

    Dude I can't even explain it. I have a serious hate-on for the guy and always have. He's such a douchemeister. CAN. NOT. STAND. HIM. 

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    This will never be an objective poll, no matter how much people debate 'stats' or trophies or whatever, because personal biases will always play a part. I voted for Yzerman, yes because he was the heart and soul of this franchise until the day he stepped off the ice, but also because he was my hero and I will never NOT think he was the greatest thing to happen to hockey since May 9, 1965. People who voted for others have entirely valid reasons, but they also probably have a soft and squishy. 

    But I will also say that NO other player has people sprung talking about "bring back so-and-so" like Yzerman does. People *still* want him back in this org. Is it because he has proven himself as the most super amazing GM the sport has seen in recent years? You're fooling yourself if you say yes. So what is it? The guy flat out embodies the Wings for so many people that they pine for him over a decade later. That's gotta say something about his importance to this franchise. 

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    21 hours ago, shocky2002 said:

    Feels like 40 years ago. Brett Hull was on this team?

    UGH why do I always have to be reminded of this travesty???? Eff that guy right in his b hole. And not in the good tingly way. 

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    Can't believe people didn't respond to this. Probably because you DIDN'T INCLUDE LINKS TO VIDEO j/k no one comes into the water cooler we've tried for years to get this place jumpin'.

    I've been listening to a lot of Maximum the Hormone 

    and Dessa

    And frankly I like to party to the 90s on 9 station on Sirius when I'm driving :lol:

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