turbowhistle86

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    Suter Watch: Decision today, down to Wings/Wild

    ***this just in*** Former Red Wing Kirk Maltby has just shot down a corporate jet over Lake Michigan registered out of the greater Pittsburg area with a Russian military-spec shoulder fired rocket launcher. Ecklund reports that he's not sure what surprises him more; the incident or the fact that Maltby actually hit his target.
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    Suter Watch: Decision today, down to Wings/Wild

    In Soviet Russia, brain cancer operates you...
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    Parise Watch [update x2]: Red Wings OUT of Running

    I can see Babs hiding behind a trash can in the airport and following Parise into the bathroom....locking him in a stall until he makes up his mind.
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    Parise Watch [update x2]: Red Wings OUT of Running

    At least it would be a big middle finger to the East. I'd personally like to see him on a line with Dats and Bert. I know it sounds odd, but I think Bert still has a knack for making some good passes. Plus he's a big distracting body, so he might draw some attention away from a streaking Jagr....if he's still able to streak.
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    Parise Watch [update x2]: Red Wings OUT of Running

    The 'ol bait and switch....they both bolt to the KHL with Radulov leaving all of the teams interested forced to fight over Semin and Jagr.
  6. Because you'll get to hear Babcock say his version of "jackpot"
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    Devils re-sign Marty Brodeur 2yr/9mil

    Good for Marty, true champion and great competitor.
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    Red Wings Sign Jordin Tootoo to 3-yr deal, $1.9M/yr

    Maybe he was signed to injure the other strange signing in off season training. I'm still scratching my head on the moves today, but I'll stay calm until Kenny spends his entire allowance.
  9. Again, trying to stay positive....at least someone else already signed Meech so Holland can't bring him back too.
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    Schneider Signs extension with Vacouver

    With the potential/talent of Kessler, Burrows, and the Sedin sisters they should be able to make conference finals runs with nearly any NHL tender. I hope the kid does well, but like others have said, if he doesn't put up insane performances this season their fans will call for his head.
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    Hudler to test free agency

    Peace out....hopefully just means more ice time for Helm to bury the biscuit. I also think that the first big name we sign could open the flood gates. If playing with Dats and Z isn't enough for Parise or Suter, maybe adding Semin or Doan to the pile could help their decision. Just a thought.....
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    Rask re-signed 1 yr / $3.5

    We'll finally get to see if he's for real....or real streaky.
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    G Quick signs 10-year extension with Kings

    Well said, there was a good stretch last season where they were winning 1-0 or 2-1 games. He's a great fix for a sluggish offense (even though they turned it up come playoff time)
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    Sidney Crosby signs 12-year, $104.4M Contract, $8.7M/yr

    Calling it now....Shea Weber "Zetterberg's" him on the first shift Saturday, October 20th resulting in a retirement ceremony.
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    Shane Doan to test free agency

    Agreed, as long as we can convince a few of them that we can make a run. However, realistically I'd be happy with 2 or 3 of those names joining the squad.
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    Hal Gill re-signs with NSH, 2 years, $4m total

    After next season, he's a lock for their #1 D-man!
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    G Quick signs 10-year extension with Kings

    This guy is a stud....good signing for LA.
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    How much would you give up?

    Just because Carolina is collecting Staal's doesn't mean we need to collect absurd contracts....
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    A Message to Ryan Suter and Zach Parise (video)

    It was epic, but in a sad kind of way....at least we can laugh at it now!
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    Shane Doan to test free agency

    My guess is he stays in Phoenix as well, but if your speculation is true, nothing says loyalty to your financially challenged team like squeezing every last penny out of them during a contract year!
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    A Message to Ryan Suter and Zach Parise (video)

    I didn't need the reminder of the shoot out fail.....but the rest of that was hysterical!
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    Shane Doan to test free agency

    Doan won't come here......we wouldn't let him wear #19!
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    Adam Oates to coach the Capitals

    So because another team signed him he's automatically a great coach? By logic, Lebda is a great defenseman because another team signed him.
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    Steve Ott - anyone interested in getting him?

    I agree, and on a lighter note, I will now judge people solely on their scale of douchey-ness compared to Kirk Maltby!
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    Shanahan snubbed from HoF induction

    Not entirely serious....I guess I'm still bitter about those good old playoff series we had with them. I'm not disagreeing with Joe's accomplishments, but think Shanny had a longer impact on his teams' success.