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Eaves never scored 30 goals

nvm

3 yr olds, so soft these days It's not a bong, it's a turkish water pipe

Wait till McIlrath gets ahold of Trouba

How Sheahan ever sniffed being a top20 pick is beyond me. I don't even remember anyone being that excited about him. It was always like "Guess he could be a 3rd line center one day"

... Athanasiou's transformation into our new Helm is nearly com-PLEET. Gooooooood. IDK but I don't mind, he's so goddamn handsome

Right? The business with Ericsson is honestly bizarre. He's called up McIlrath, Hicketts, and traded Pope just to keep him off the roster it seems.

The explanation I read was Yzerman doesn't like sending kids up and down. So essentially he was acquired to be an injury stand in. I actually kinda like him, decent wheels and gritty. But I guess my standards have dropped to I'll basically like anyone who skates with any degree of urgency.

** Slow heavy metal music plays **

Any man who sincerely uses the word sashay in a sentence is from a weak bloodline and will not survive the winter

It says he only scored 21 in 16/17

"Larkin waffleboards it and Helm comes up with the puck." "Carrying the puck now he sashays on through!" "Oh and it's shot into the paraphernalia of Lundqvist, and it goes up and into the stands" "Looks like a nice young lady from Shawinigan came up with it" "Seems her birthday came 6 months early this year!" "Haha and now we go to Pierre McGuire between the benches" "How does everything look down there Pierre?" "Thanks Doc, that shot came off the twig of DARREN HELM, a real staple of the Detroit Red Wings for many years now" "A product of the Selkirk Steelers of the MJHL, but Helm actually grew up in Medicine Hat Alberta just down the road" "Not many people know that, but I memorized it for some reason" "Helm is actually the best player born in the month of january to come out of the MJHL" "A real accomplishment, back to you Doc" God I hate NBC

Oi the full getup is better you're right. Kinda like the gold gloves too. Still woulda liked a better logo than stars on a big D thou The Preds just always look bad IMO. It's amazing how Sweden can take a yellow jersey concept and make it one of the coolest on the planet, and the Preds just look like hot dog mustard

The mods n tha GDT are always hard... Come talkin' that trash, and they... Pull your turtle donger reference

Post a pic of the full get up. I think the jersey is totally wack... I always thought the Modano era jersey's were top notch

Honestly the dopest WC jersey of all time. Why I don't own yet is a mystery to me. I get what they were going for. The "retro" look. But it's just sorta average. Rather just buy a standard Wings sweater. What on gods earth were they thinking? Hideous. It looks like a can of Tecate. The worst beer known to man

Be me Chillin with fren Fire up chel 20 Decide to make custom teams and fantasy draft Team name, logos, colors, jerseys, sticks, skates, away jerseys... Too much stuff Low effort pick a buncha random colors n crap to speed thru Looks like s***, but had fun playing I still did a better job designing a jersey that afternoon than an NHL marketing team did after months of work. /sad

I NEVER MET A RED WING WHO NEVA DID s*** WRONG YOU TRIED TO DISS THE MCILRATH SO NOW RANGERS IT'S ON YOU AND YA LEMIEUX TURTLE THINK YALL SCORING s*** I'll stop now b4 Mabs gets here Love that the masta blasta pair is a thing. Watch Hicks and Mc smoke these fools. Flying hip check from Hicketts, followed by McIlrath superman punching trooba into the stands. EDIT: NVM mabs is here

Home team has ugly boring sweaters. Check Away team has ugly boring sweaters. Check Winter classic is in a location that doesn't experience winter. Check Two teams from the sunbelt that no one cares about. Check Two teams that have only met each other in the playoffs once. Check Should be an exciting matchup Gar

You are hereby admonished

Eaves scored 30 goals? when?

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We need it. This team is not going to be a "powerplay is our enforcer" level team for at the very least a few seasons if not more. We absolutely need to supplement the current team with enforcers/grinders who can protect developing talent. Under no circumstance should Larkin be fighting. And it's mismanagement that there wasn't a McIlrath waiting there already. What preceded the dynasty wings? The bruise bros Probert wings. That's the formula we need to a lesser extent. IMHO the biggest mistake Yzerman has made so far was not re-signing Witkowski.