ChristopherReevesLegs

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    Sergei Bobrovsky

    If you use godaddy as a platform you're beyond stupid, but I have no doubt you yourself were attracted to the name.... tell us more
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    Not An Underground Meme-Ban Resistance Thread. Mods Do Not Click.

    beautiful
  3. On this day, August 27th, in the year of our lord Harambe 2018 - a day that will live in infamy - we have recieved crushing news from the front. Darkness, and the war on memes has prevailed. Many posts and dank memes were deleted and horrifically scrubbed in the final carnage. (Press F to pay respects) However the fighting is not over. Today, right now, resistance begins. The hockey overlords are numerous and strong. Their grip on meme production and distribution is crushing and with total resolve. But their brutish oppression of our ppl stems from one place: Fear They fear the might of meme magic because they know how powerful it can become. They seek to force us to communicate in this archaic written format, knowing full well the superior efficiency of the meme, simply because they dont understand how to wield memes themselves. They are jealous of our powers. Belittling us with hate speech like "silly pictures". We will drag them kicking and screaming into the modern age. The meme age. We will fight them in the general discussion, we will fight them in the prospects watch, and we will fight them right here in the water cooler. Anywhere their bigotry and hate reaches, we will be there shoving a ret-arded looking spongebob down their throats. We will not seek to stamp out the "normie" posters. Our goal is only our own liberation and to live in peace amongst the hockey fans. Brothers, now is the time for your dankest memes. Not all of us will survive this fight, but those who die will die knowing they gave their all against hockey oppression. Please, use this thread to gather and post powerful memes. History is watching us.
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    1/11 The Return of the MVPs AA and Vegeta - Red Wings @ Jets - 8:00 PM ET

    You know he's Greek not Indian right? I know how the dark skin can be confusing
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    1/12 Guys Gone Wild Edition - Red Wings @ Wild - 8:00 PM ET

    I DoNt't ThINk LaRkiN VeLEno AnD chOLowSkI HavE WHat iT TAkeS To WiN sTanLeY CuP. Larkin is nearly ppg. Veleno looks like a stud and McIsaac and Zadina are closely behind him. Cholowski is 20, as are most of these players. Go back to the hospital nancy and maybe have a NY slice b4 ur blood sugar gets low.
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    Rick Nash retires -- concussions just too much

    Literally no one thinks about Franzen. He's the outlier, not the norm. But thanks.
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    2019 Trade Deadline

    Players going nowhere: Howard & Kronwall Players who will be traded for pieces: Nyquist & Daley Players who are homosexual and I couldn't care less if they are traded or not: Jensen
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    2018-19 Mid Season Grades

    Pretty much why I couldn't believe why some people didn't want to re-sign him... like, he's far and away our best Dman, why would you willingly purge that?
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    2018 Off-Season Trades / Signings / News

    Finds out I voted for Trump Run: racism_accuse.exe REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It's super ineffective He still PM's some group messages I'm in. But work is suddenly so busy he can't possibly post on the main board anymore... It's a shame really. We were good friends on this board for a long time and I miss that. But the moment he figured out I'm a conservative he sperged out and then just closed shop and left when he realized that calling me a bigot wasn't gonna shame me into voting for Hillary Clinton. I consider this place like a neighborhood bar. We're all gonna say wild s*** and people are gonna get heated at times, but at the end were all here to kick back and shoot the s*** about something we all have a shared fondness for. If you're black, white, brown, purple, liberal, American, Canadian, Mexican, Euro, conservative, nazi, or communist, I could give less of a s*** at the end of the day. You're all pathetic dweebs on the other side of my computer screen to me. Not Leafs fans thou, they're f***ed in the head and they can get the f*** out
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    World Juniors

    no
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    Which Goalie Will Have The Better Season?

    Goalie Poll
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    Which Goalie Will Have The Better Season?

    And Bernier got the most votes lol buncha R-tards on this website I swear NO
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Basketball? GO GREEN
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    Which Goalie Will Have The Better Season?

    no
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    World Juniors

    Trust me, I have my critiques of the modern Swiss as well (they suffer from soft-euro syndrome) North Americans are just more Alpha than our Euro counterparts, not exclusively on an individual level per say, but culturally as a whole yes
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    World Juniors

    Alright. Done. in 1307 King Philip of France orders the Templars be round up and arrested. Pope agrees. Overnight about 20,000 Templar Knights have now become enemies of all of Europe... Now, if you are a Templar knight what do you do? Turn yourself in? No, you flee. Where does one flee when you live in medieval Europe? There's only one spot... the Alps. Coincidentally this is exactly where Switzerland is located... Now look at the flag of Switzerland and the flag of the knights Templar... Templar flag Swiss flag They are essentially the same, just inverse colors... another strange coincidence... Continuing... if you know your history you know that shortly after this time (when the Templars were disbanded and charged as heretics) the Swiss pikemen suddenly become the most coveted mercenary army in all of Europe. Kings will get into bidding wars for their services, and some kings will even refuse to fight wars unless they have Swiss pikemen in their ranks. How did a small country of alpine farmers/herders have such a meteoric rise to become the most deadliest warriors in all of Europe???? *Cough* Templar knights *cough* Ever heard of Swiss banking? Banking systems so coveted and secret we don't even know much about them to this day. What were the Templars good at besides fighting? Oh that's right... banking. Which is essentially the reason King Philip declared them heretical criminals... he owed them lots of money... So essentially I'm asserting that the Knights Templar were disbanded, fled to the Alps (Switzerland), and immediately went back to doing what they were good at: Banking and fighting. And this is essentially the foundation of the modern Switzerland we know today... although now they quit with most of the fighting and now just war profiteer (see WW1 and WW2)
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    28/non-gender-conforming-panqueer/Seattle
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    Merry Christmas!!!!!

    Happy non-denominational holiday comrades!
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Kronwall will never leave us. He loves us and we love him.
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Your generation is why we lost the war in Iraq
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    World Juniors

    I work for a Swiss manufacturer and spend a decent amount of time there every year. IMHO, on a cultural level the Swiss have an insane level of attention to detail. This makes them ideal manufacturers of quality goods. If it comes from Switzerland - whether it's a watch, knife, gun, cheese, chocolate, etc. - you're more than likely getting a quality well-made product. I would describe them as obsessed with quality. The exact opposite of the Chinese mentality. I have many opinions about the Swiss. Did you know they are the descendants of the Knights Templar? Ask me about it and I will happily derail this thread for a good rant. Bern is a great place to catch a hockey game. I'd make the case that it may be the best place to catch a hockey game in all of Europe. Bonus if you speak French. Also probably one of the most beautiful countries on this planet. Everything there is expensive as s*** thou.
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Nice. Babs was the s***
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    You a babcock guy...?
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    Wings Monthly Schedule Desktop Backgrounds

    I've been using the calendar wallpapers from mw32.com for years, but unfortunately the guy running the website has stopped making them. Does anyone know where I can find one? It doesn't appear that LetsGoWings.com has calendar wallpapers anymore either.
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    1/2 Basement McBasementface GDT - Flames @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    I disagree. Blash has a fresh voice and is good with children.