ChristopherReevesLegs

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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    This might be blasphemy to suggest, but what if we can flip Fabbri for a big return?
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Fabbri holy s***
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    I live in the Little Caesars Arena Buillding on Woodward Ave on the ground floor. My name is Christopher Ehn. I’m 23 years old. I believe in blending in, and not being noticed by my coaches or fans, and sometimes I do some push-ups. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll splash water on it and do more push-ups. I can do seven now. After I dry off the water, I use a hand sanitizer from Walmart. In the shower, I use an old bar of soap. With a loofah. And on the face, that same bar of soap. Then I apply an Elmers glue facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you more noticeable to your coach. Then I stare blankly at a wall until my none-NPC teammates arrive to pick me up for practice. There is an idea of a Christopher Ehn. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Blash challenging the goall maybe no yes maybe It's a no
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Pens score 0-1
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    I wanted Zadina to get that
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    Wings trade with Coyotes for G Eric Comrie, trade D Vili Saarijarvi

    I could see matching Bernier (3 mil) and giving him that for 1 more year. Will depend what the goalie market looks like this summer. Their might be more and better teams than us going after Markstrom.
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    Wings trade with Coyotes for G Eric Comrie, trade D Vili Saarijarvi

    We'll see. Howard was really only abysmal for that 5-6 game stretch in November. Wouldn't surprise me for him to comeback from this injury and finish out a completely average Jimmy Howard season and get re-signed. We'll see I guess. But I agree we should be trying things like Comrie. We don't look too good in the net department in the immediate future.
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Just gave it the ol eye ball test
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Wahl model: MC3
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    12/7 ಠ_ಠ GDT - Penguins @ Red Wings - 7:00 PM ET

    Just got done cutting my own hair for the first time. Didn't turn out half bad. Got myself a quality clipper on Amazon for like $20 bucks and came with every guard size imaginable. Took me about 15 minutes to properly clean up. Left her a lil longer on top. So ask yourself, why are you still a slave to the barber/salon industry? Making an appointment, getting in your car to drive down there, forking over 20-50 bucks for a visit every month... Meanwhile self haircut master race bros like me have thrown off our shackles and will never piss away another dime on the sham haircut money funnel industry again. Oh yeah and go wings
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    Wings trade with Coyotes for G Eric Comrie, trade D Vili Saarijarvi

    Well for a drunk guy this is a 10/10 quality post. All I'll say is average variance of shots on goal against between teams over a season is actually pretty small despite the team you ice. Last year the best shot suppression team was the Ducks at 27.7 allowed per game and the worst was the Canes at 34.4 allowed per game. A difference of only 6.7 per game from the high to the low end. The best sv% starting goalie last year was Bishop at 0.934 and the worst starter was Quick at 0.888. A difference of only 4.6%. However that 4.6% number matters a whole lot more when you consider the volume it represents. Quick on the Ducks last year would have allowed 254.4 goals against. Despite the heavy shot suppression D this puts them at #21 in goals against Quick on the Canes last year would have allowed 315.9 goals against. Making them the worst goals against team in the league. Bishop on the Ducks last year would have allowed 148.92 goals against. Making them by far the best team in the league in preventing goals. Bishop on the Canes last year would have allowed 186.2 goals against. Making them again the best team in the league in preventing goals. Confounding factor is back ups. It's too difficult to account for that variance from team to team and games played. My point is that, it doesn't really matter how good the ducks D was last year. A bad goalie will make you bad. Or at least drag you down to below average defensively. Bishop on the other hand could have instantly made either the Ducks or the Canes the best defensive team in the league, despite the wide variance in shot suppression. Your goalies are gonna face about 30 shots per night no matter what you do. Having a guy that blocks 0.930 of those over just say 0.900 is actually pretty huge. I'll go on to say this, the 3 elite players that seem to be on the board to me are Lafren, Byfield, and Askarov. Maybe Raymond is a Pettersson, or maybe he is a Zadina, idk. But if we end up with the 4th overall and Askarov is still there, I definitely consider adding him over somebody who may just end up an average top 6er. GOALIES LIVES MATTER
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    One of em is lyin... https://twitter.com/drakefenton/status/1203049806236725249
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    2019-20 Prospects Thread

    Did you get banned or forget ur pword?
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    2019-20 Prospects Thread

    You damn Zadina nuts maybe getting your prayers answered tmrw
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Another tidbit: Ex mrs zaitsev was asking for 22.6 million over the next 5 years for child support and alimony. Dunno if she got it.
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    Rumors Thread

    Sorry to be lazy and not dig for the links, but there was a story last night that NJD wants to trade Hall for Byram straight up. Lebrun was confirming this morning that Colorado has been in talks to get Taylor Hall.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Story about ex wife (Russian) So seems more like the story is: Zaitsev's wife cheated on him Divorce She kept the kids to get alimony She's not taking proper care of the kids and using drugs in front of the kids Zaitsev removed his kids Whirlwind story this morning, and of course fans overeacted and dragged him thru the mud for the "attack"
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    So um, Zaitsev is on film abducting his own children from his ex-wife in Russia? He had buddies with him who helped restrain her. Couple things on this: I see people online talking about domestic violence (probably cause of Voynov) but that doesn't look like the case to me. Looks like purely abduction. Folks are saying it's because he didn't want to pay her alimony anymore, but I don't buy this personally, abducting children does not cancel your alimony payments The Sens approved his leave of absence to miss games and return to Russia, so they probably know the back story of what is actually going on There is an unconfirmed rumor out there that the ex-wifes father was up to his ears in debt to a Russian "business man" and because of this took his own life recently. That "business man" may now be after Zaitsev's ex-wife for the debt owed. So this may all just be Zaitsev going to Russia to remove his kids from a potentially dangerous situation. Again, this is all unconfirmed thou. Zaitsev was not arrested by Russian police for the "abduction" and was allowed to leave the country and return to Canada where he is now No one knows where the kdis are now (besides Zaitsev obviously) Oi I got ahead of myself, Milstein just tweeted this:
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    For anyone not already in the discord, here is the invite: https://discord.gg/hQJDfW I recommend joining ASAP, as discord invites expire after about a day or two. All you have to do is enter your email and you'll be in. It's basically just a chatroom, but like Dabs said, it's a place we can all go to say WTF when LGW is down. EDIT: if you're reading this in the future, PM me and I'll send you a new discord invite.
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    Wings trade with Coyotes for G Eric Comrie, trade D Vili Saarijarvi

    He was closer to elite when the Caps won it all, but I'm fine calling him above average either way And goalies are essentially your only Dman that plays every single shift. From an economic/efficiency lens it makes good sense to invest in that position and build from the net out. Acquiring an Andersen or Jones via trade is essentially gonna cost us 1st rounder and more anyway. If you're possibly getting a generational goalie talent I'm absolutely fine spending one pick on that, even if it's a high first. The alternative being getting an average or above average goalie via trade for a late first and possibly more... Most of my draft prospects views boil down to this. If Yzerman is cool with it, so am I. If Askarov is BPA, like Seider was, then f*** the conventional wisdom and take the darn kid..
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    Wings trade with Coyotes for G Eric Comrie, trade D Vili Saarijarvi

    I believe in right and wrong, and no in-between. Larsson is right and Petruzzelli is wrong. Howard is good and Mrazek is evil. Plus divisive goalie flame wars are fun too... But no I haven't given up on him, or Petruzzelli, and throw in Brattstrom as welll. I'm just not convinced any will ever be AMAZE BALLS. Whereas this Askarov kid sure seems like he's gonna be AMAZE BALLS. Somebody's gotta take the kid high. Why not us!
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    LGW Upkeep

    I need inspiration! Subject material! Commissions! MS paint actually takes awhile too... but the true art is in the labor
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    Wings trade with Coyotes for G Eric Comrie, trade D Vili Saarijarvi

    My guess is Pickard gets waived. He was never supposed to be with the big club anyway