ChristopherReevesLegs

I just want to point out to those who said/say in the off-season nO FrEeAGeNtS lEt dA KEeDz pLaY, imagine this team without Nemeth + Filppula + Erne + Biega + Perlini right now. Not only would we still be a raging dumpster fire, we'd be destroying the confidence of very young prospects as well. Better to let stop gaps players endure this pain. This is why stop gaps are necessary. I fully expect and demand my monthly Yzerman trade. It's the only thing distracting me from the travesty of Seider not being on this roster. Oh dang I had heard through the grapevine Holland was headed to Finland, but didn't know about Stevie. A few months ago I woulda scoffed at trading for poolparty. Right now I really dont care. Do AA for pulju straight up, f*** it.

I like the way Erne and Biega play, solid bottom tier guys who would be good in depth roles on a better team, not sure about Perlini yet. Nemeth - Hronek Cholowski - Green Hicketts - Biega Would be my lineup right now

When Blash pretends like he's my dad

TLDR: Hicks is smol TLDR: Hicks is not average size TLDR: Green and Daley are regular size Why are you completely biased against small players? Hockey At Every Size #HAES

I think we're witnessing this team for the first time without a Dad. Kronwall was old and slow, but at least he was a solid step-dad since Z left and could keep the household running. Now we're in a home alone type situation. Larkin, Mantha, Bertuzzi, and Hronek are providing for themselves but the rest of the team is lost. It's telling, and probably a good thing, Larkin hasn't been named captain yet.

Ah buh bye Blash

Just think of it like we hit rock bottom, then tripped and fell down the stairs into the basement, then tripped again down an old cellar well, and now we're exploring the ancient ruins of a lost city beneath the surface It'll be fun

I drank a 4 loco the other day during a game, I completely understand Some say he's still taking teams deep into the playoffs somewhere

Well it is Icehouse

Can you imagine if Larkin goes down what this team will look llike?

Been wanting to visit Nashville for a while now. Only time I've been heckled is at a Buffalo Bills game... of all teams to heckle. Pro gamer move

I don't think I've ever asked you... Are Preds fans like literally the best fans, as they say? This is why you sign fighters **eyes McIlrath vigorously**

This bratwurst hella good thou

remind me not to step out to make a bratwurst again, what happened

His nickname in Van was Bulldog

PP break Just wanna say, Tag Bertuzzi went undrafted this year with 9 pts in 29 games last year. He already has 11 pts in 16 games this year. Still 18. Yzerman gon sign him up

omg eRNE Bricks the wrap around and trips over his own feet lol

What're you boomers talkin' about?

AA currently has the worst +/- in the NHL at -18. He is on pace for a -113 season, which would shatter the previously held record. Kid is the new Mrazek and stinks like poopoopeepee right now

**The soothing voice of David Attenborough** "Here in the heart of the Detroit wilderness the Perlini is at work" "As a new member of the pack, the Perlini will work tirelessly for days on end to win acceptance among his peers" "Though you may find this ritual bizarre, in the hockey world the Perlini is the epitome of grace and sophistication..." "....This is how hockey was meant to be played" **cuts to 5 silent minutes of candid shots of Perlini preparing for his next match** **Sic guitar riff with the narrator from Manswers yelling at you** "HEY HEYYYY SPORTS FANS" "HE MIGHT LOOK LIKE A DIRTY HIPPY, BUT THIS IS ONE HOCKEY PLAYER YOU NEVER WANNA RUN INTO ALONG THE BOARDS" **Jump cuts of Berts wild hair and him lifting in the weight room strobe flash across the screen. Women moaning dubbed over the audio** "HE'S ONLY HERE FOR TWO THINGS: CLAPPING BOMBS AND ******* YOUR MOMS" **Jump cuts accelerate** "HE MIGHT NOT LOOK SO TOUGH, BUT THIS GUY PACKS A PUNCH" **Reels of Bert punching people from the bench with a lion roaring dubbed over the audio** "I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM THE KING OF SWAGGER" **Sic guitar riff plays out** Completely unrelated, but I don't think Perlini is gonna fit with the culture of this team.

How did no one share this yet? Ya'll know Stevie rips fat blunts

"Ello chum, fancy a ride in yee ol motor rollingham down the cobble stone clippty cloppy to the frosted tea cup to play some wickity sticky puck lucky?" "No I would not like to ride in your car down the road to the pond to play hockey... freak" But yeah trade em all. Especially the euro one.

If the movie was called "Rogue One: A Galaxy Adventures Story" less than a 5th of the audience who would have bought tickets to see it. It would have gotten bad reviews all-around. And it would have been forgotten to time in less than 2 weeks as just another random Sci-Fi one-off. But it's a Star Wars so it gets propped up artificially.