ChristopherReevesLegs

I hate that he's British. He even likes "soccer".

I could write books about how awful it is as 1. a movie, and 2. a SW movie. Poorly developed characters, meaningless plot lines, pandering, all around "hollow" films. I'm hoping that with the tank of Solo Disney sees the writing on the wall here. You can't just make a film of CGI explosions and subtle toy commercials - slap a SW label on it - and sell it to us. I wouldn't even consider myself a hardcore SW fan and I doubt I'll ever be able to forgive them for what they've done to the franchise. Disney and Mickey Mouse can suck me

Missed this weekends games gentlemen. How did Brendlame Perweenie look?

The Last Jedi, Rogue One, The Force Awakens, Solo: A Star Wars Story The Sequels make Jar Jar Binks look like Darth Vader

You're not really homeless until you have a drug-dealer/poverty-pimp who picks you up in an Escalade so he can drop you at the nearest exit ramp to panhandle until you have enough money to buy another 8 ball from him.

Might as well just re-sign him again

We gotta play the old boys so they have value at the deadline.

Has loser fraud Harbaugh been fired yet?

Melynk 4D chess. I mostly just read your twitter and regurgitate your message in a fun to read digestible form

Byfuglien Likely Headed To Arbitration > Lie to the team > Lie to teammates > Lie to fans > Lie to doctors > "WAIT NO I STILL NEED THAT MONEY FOR ICE FISHING" Be Dustin Byfuglien Literal human trash bag

The Seattle Xay-Commies will select Joe Hicketts in the expansion draft. He will lead the team in points by a Dman and quarterback Seattle into the finals his first year. Yzerman will be sacked and homeless before 2022.

#Rigged

What should we expect from our monthly Yzerman trade in November? Heard rumor that Holland is in Finland meeting with pool-party. Maybe we can swap another d prospect for him?

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"Everything checks out here, carry on"

Hicketts is 23 He's played 10 games between the NHL and AHL this year and has a combined 8 pts I give it 3-4 months before you apologize for your shortsightedness Yzerman is gonna trade Tuomisto rights for Krug's rights before FA opens

WE WANNA SEE YOUR BALLS GARY

Krug (small rafalski like Dman) - Seider (basically lidstrom) Cholowski (new green) - Hronek (new kronwall) Hicketts (krug plus hitting) - McIlrath (new lilja) That's a heavy weight defense in the cap era

Seider time?

Krug - Seider Cholowski - Hronek Hicketts - McIlrath Would be a solid lineup in the future

Biega

SHOW US YOUR BALLS GARY

I'm suspicious that he could... yet intrigued that he may...

Torey Krug crummy sequel edition

Hicketts is smol, but he gon break out this season and next