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Pronunciation: Toot-YAY-ev...?

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Goal differentials: ....... 25. Ottawa -11 26. New Jersey -14 27. Columbus -16 28. Minnesota -16 29. Los Angeles -19 30. San Jose -20 31. Detroit -24

Oh probably the same or worse then

Bertuzzi - Larkin - Mantha Svechnikov - Rasmussen - Athanasiou Namestnikov - Veleno - Glendening Abdelkader - Nielsen - Soderblom Krug - Seider Dekeyser - Hronek Cholowski - McIsaac Markstrom Larsson

Epstein's "suicide"

SHL and Liiga are both much better than the CHL in terms of quality of competition and line-mates. This is a very good sign for Soderblom and Toumisto I would think.

Picked DEAD LAST in his draft year, when the draft still had 9 rounds!! #291 overall! Hakan Andersson convinces him after the draft to abandon what he's done his whole life, playing forward, and to try and whole new position, defense. This practically undrafted project player would go on to amass a career of 10+ NHL seasons and $40 million in NHL earnings. And I have a weird suspicion this is his last season, and that maybe we won't even see him suit up this year... Cheers to Johnny Red Wing, possibly the sexiest most handsome Red Wing to ever grace the ice

SLIDE INTO HER DMs

You're gonna beat a home invader to death with your bare hands? You're tougher than me. Prolly should at least get a big dog or a rape whistle or something thou

Just bomb the Red Wings twitter account with questions until they DM you contact info I think there's a media guide out there somewhere though

What do you have for home defense? A sword?

Yeah Bouchard sux and is busting in the AHL right now

Svech had a fight last night https://streamable.com/s7cjs

Hughes has 10 pts in 12 games as a 19/20 yr old rookie Dman. Zadina has 4 pts in 9 games in the AHL as a 19 year old forward

$25 is cheap for LCA no doubt. Glass seats for Islanders v. Ottawa were going for $50 USD the other night. State of the team.

That's Montreal, they've always been pricier. You might have paid too much thou. Their Nov 5th game has tickets available for $54 in the nose bleeds right now.

That's for nose bleeds. Lower bowl is still $75 a seat.

Friedman Alludes to AA trade in 31 thoughts #7 Simply says Yzerman is not happy with the status quo in Detroit. AA is goalless right now. Could be a trade piece.

Imagine if we had Boeser instead of Svechnikov, and Hughes instead of Zadina right now. Bertuzzi - Larkin - Boeser AA - Filppula - Mantha Hirose - Nielsen - Perlini Helm - Glendening - Abdelkader Erne Hughes - Hronek DK - Green Cholowski - Nemeth Bowey Howard That actually looks like a decent team. My biggest concern being Fiippula as the 2C.

Refer to my post on Monday at 10 AM one page back On average his stats look good this years so far, definitely. But just like him, his performances are all over the place still. Some night he's saving 70% of shots, others he has shutouts. For him it will always be about making sure he has enough shutout level nights to outweigh his terrible nights. He's a wildcard goalie. If you wanna be fast fast and loose and ride that gamble he's the goalie for you. I just don't think a team like the Red Wings would ever tolerate this kind of goalie at the end of the day though. We like our Osgoods and Howards.

Nyquist got a raise of only $750K to go to Columbus for 4 years. A terrible joke city that's never gonna win a cup. IDK if I should feel good that the loser is gone, or if I should feel bad that this is the best FA Red Wings have produced in a long time.

I learned Superman is Canadian? Fun fact I guess Hey now Canada, no one probably appreciates you more than American hockey fans. It is with a heavy heart I must admit that half my heritage is French Canadian, and I still get invited to family reunions in Quebec and PEI. Places I truly don't like: All of Europe. Yes, I'm Don Cherry raciss against the European continent. It's fun over there for like 2 days, and then I want nothing more than to return to NA. I've had some good meals in Europe, but European cuisine is mostly a farce IMHO. The average restaurant in Canada/America is far superior to the average restaurant in Europe. MRW I finally get stateside again: How is it that no one in Europe has a decent steak??? It's ridiculous. Any Euro's reading this, acquire some land, slowly build up a herd of cattle, grass feed them their whole lives, then like a month before slaughter gorge them on corn. It's not hard. You'll make a bajillion dollars selling good steaks. I promise. For my fat American ass good food is central to my life, and Europe is intolerable. Different languages. They're annoying. Speak English. That's about as far as we should go down that road. Together, Canada and America are united against the European menace. All of our ancestors were intelligent enough to abandon that hellscape.

Nielsen needs to become allergic to hockey pucks and sent to the Island Republic of LTIR

This one perfectly encapsulates American-Canadian relations in 60 seconds. Remarkable. I love these. Canadian: *asks reasonable question about what hes doin* American: *responds hustlin' and gettin rich* Canadian: *reasonably says ok just dont break the law* American: *points guns and says F U* Canadian: *still reasonable, says go home ur drunk* American: *chirps Canadians the whole way home* *No one cares about Mexico* AHHH North America