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Agreed. As well, everyone would be fine with Abdelkader I suspect if he made $2 mill a year, but he makes twice that. Queue the Seabrook trade rumors thou

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Helm, sucha goon these days

Rasheed was the only player in the NBA that I can remember that the more heated you got him the powerful he became. Like normally you're chirping and playing dirty to get someone heated and off their game, it just had the exact opposite effect on him. He would get all riled up, take a technical, then go beast mode and take over a game. The 2004 Pistons are one of my favorite teams of all time. Can't talk enough about em. Amazing how quickly Dumars was able to run that whole shabang into the ground.

******* SHEED was the best. Instant favorite.

Be me Son of @Neomaxizoomdweebie Favorite show is Full House Uncle Joey is hilarious and have major boyhood crush on DJ Tanner Dream of driving convertible over the Golden Gate Bridge like in the intro One day Mom asks where we should go on vacation this year My eyes light up "SAN FRANCISCO" I tell her excitedly Mom looks troubled "...are... are you sure that's where you want to go son of Neo?" she asks "YES PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE" I tell her "Uhhh ok... well ok... don't say anything to your father though, let me tell him ok?" Mom says I agree That night I fall asleep with dreams of tacos, in-n-out burger, cable cars, and sunny Cali beaches filling my dreams Suddenly I am awoken by a loud yell "SAN ******* FRANCISCO?!?!?!" It's Dad, and he sounds madder than usual "THEY'RE COMMUNISTS SARAH! I'M NOT GIVING ONE DIME TO THOSE LIBTARDS" I can hear crashing down stairs now, Dad is collecting everything that reminds him of California again Soon I can hear footsteps on the stairs Dad bursts into my room with a bag full avocados, raisins, full wine bottles, hidden valley ranch bottles, and Eagles CDs He rips my Kobe Bryant Lakers poster off the wall and stuffs it in the bag I'm crying now "THEY GIVE MONEY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS INSTEAD OF REPAIRING THEIR OWN INFRASTRUCTURE SON" He storms out and burns up the bag of California products on the grill in the backyard Eventually he turns on Fox News to calm himself down and the yelling about the 2nd amendment subsides The TV is loud enough to drown out Moms weeping 3 months later Mom took me to San Fran Dad stayed home to s*** post about sports online Was fun, saw a sea lion Thanks Mom

Well now that you say it like that... But real talk this is easily the most diverse Wings team ever 1 Asian guy 1 Greek/Indian guy Abdelkader supposedly has some Arabic in him somewhere 3 Black guys and 20+ white guys Who was your conn smythe winner Fabian Yzerman from Norway?

Hope your enjoying it, I lived in the city for about 2 years a while back. Griffs games are the greatest honestly. Wanna see high level NHL prospects? Wanna pay a third of the price? PLZ. I went to way more hockey games when I lived in GR than when I lived in Detroit. I would splurge all the time too and get glass seats for my GF and I. They're what like $30-$40 for glass seats? You can't even sit in the nose bleeds at LCA for that much... They used to do dollar beer dollar dog night on Thursdays too. That was both a curse and a blessing on my life. I would often miss the entire 1st because I was housing dogs n brews for a good 30 minutes. Do they do that still?

Why Detroit Is An Ideal Landing Spot for Perlini Written by Matt Larkin

I like that we have black guy pairing on D. Has this ever been done before? Maybe Byflugien and Oduya?

Be actually me Seattleite Get tix for the new hockey team, the Seattle Sustainably-Sourced Organic Free-Range GMO-Free Sockeyes Only $400 a seat Hop in my Tesla because I'm environmentally conscious Smug virtue swells my petite frame Head down I-5 Sit in 4 hours of stand still traffic to go 3.2 miles Only have to pull over 3 times to check my cis-gendered white male privilege Park in an Amazon sky rise with robot valet Only $75 an hour Spot the window of the 150 sq foot studio I once lived in as I'm walking to the arena "Women will still want to sleep with me if I live here" I had said Women did not Finally arrive at stadium Can't believe the taxes Johnny Law stole from my crypto block-chain investments built such a nice arena Team loses, but I hardly notice because sports are an archaic form of primitive male tribalism not worthy of my attention "I'm vegan!" I randomly exclaim so as to alert those around me of my high level of virtue Try not to step in human waste from meth-ed out homeless gutter-punks on my way back to my car Pick up a locally sourced gluten free pizza on my way home They're only $65 now It's ok, money isn't even real I assure myself Be @marcaractac and/or @krsmith17 Newfoundlander Get tix for Newfie music jig contest down at the local one room school house Only one loony Hitch up the horse and buggy Stale beer swells my lonely, lonely depressed gut, momentarily keeping the darkness at bay Head down yee ol dirt trail Pass no one on the way because population 5 Only have to stop 3 times to feed n water Dan Cleary, my horse Park the horse n buggy at the general store Only one loony Spot the igloo I was born in, and my father b4 me, and his father b4 him on my way to the school "This here snow house sure is cold" I had said It was Finally arrive at one room school house Can't believe it only took the community one week to come together and build such a fine structure Lose the jig contest, but it's ok because I'm falling down drunk at this point anyway "jsfdgasksdhgflaks" I exclaim bc I'm hammered Try not to sleep with any 1st cousins on my way back to the buggy Pick up a mince meat pie for the ride home Only one loony Remember that I should bring grain to trade next time

Still wouldn't trade Imagine having to hang out in the one bar in Newfoundland with @marcaractac and @krsmith17 every weekend listening to Newfie music and trying to marry your 2nd cousin

HOLLAND LIKED HIS TEAM ok? Not his fault you two were too dense to see that that the Holloplan had a 40 year end game

Just wow lol

Unfortunately Green, Bowey, Daley all need to play so that they can get traded at the deadline

Oh god that means no nut November starts this week

I live in a much worse place than Detroit

Yeah as evidence he will be a decent NHL player worth a 2nd round pick... not a superstar lol You are insufferable

I'd honestly be ok with McIlrath playing behind Seider and Hronek on the right side. The later two should both be eating like 24 minutes a game in the their primes anyway. Leaving a whopping 12 minutes of time for a guy like McIlrath to not F up and punch people.

Be me Metro-Detroiter Get tix for my favorite sports team Only $80 a seat Hop in my GM car that was built in China and Mexico American pride swells my coney filled gut Head down I-75 The minefield of craters makes my entire car rattle like a shaken baby Only have to pull over 3 times to repair the rear axle and suspension Park in a shady lot that's only a 30 min walk from the stadium Still $20 to park Spot the fixer-upper home I bought in 1979 on my way to the stadium "This neighborhood can't get any worse than it already is" I had said "Solid investment" 40 years later it is unbelievably worse Finally arrive at stadium Can't believe the taxes Johnny Law stole from my wage-slave paycheck built such a nice arena Watch my team get ass-blasted and butt-slammed by whoever they're playing "Haha that's Detroit for ya!" I exclaim Try not to get murdered or mugged on my walk back to my car Pick up a Lil C's pizza on my way home They're $5.55 now It's ok, the Illitch's need the money I reassure myself

Perlini just turned 23 this spring Bertuzzi/Mantha/Athanasiou did not even get into to their respective grooves until they were 24, and arguably they are only getting better at 25 now. Perlini is fast, as we've seen from video. Perlini is also a decent goal scorer, who can probably push his talents to 20-30 goals. 2016/17 AHL: 14 goals and 19 points in 17 games (scoring almost a goal a game in the AHL!) 2016/17 NHL: 14 goals and 21 points in 57 games (very good for a rookie 20 year old) 2017/18 NHL: 17 goals and 30 points in 74 games (on track and pretty typical sophomore season) 2018/19 NHL: 14 goals and 21 points in 68 games (regressed and traded to the Hawks) 2019/20 NHL: You are here Being a former 12th overall pick with one suspect season, I'm perfectly willing to take this project. Worst is we have a 30 pt 3rd liner. Best is who knows... this kid was projected to be a top liner not too long ago.

Brannstrom: 11 GP, 1 assist, -3

Really makes you think Could this trade have been fair? Probably not

Yzerman acquired Brendan Perlini and not Boston's 2018 3rd round pick Jakub Lauko? LOL what a moron