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His not funny 31 year old brother? OH LIKE YOU CAN DO ANY BETTER IM SICK OF PPL ON THIS WEBSITE SIGNALING ME OUT AND PICKING ON MEALL THE TIME

Came to say this U2 is mega successful sure, so is Britney Spears U2 has always been cookie cutter mainstream mass appeal. Great for making lots of money, but not particularly interesting in its own right. Good for playing in a car commercial or over the speakers while I'm shopping at target. Hair metal is fun. They dress up like chicks and sing about the devil and gettin' laid. I'm not really listening to it for the technical proficiency, but shrieking guitar whines do wake something up in me...

Celebrity look alikes: Joe Veleno Andrew Garfield Michael Rasmussen The Undertaker Nuff said

Big boy master race: Midget sub-humans:

RR Hall of Fame is a joke Should be in Detroit Rock City too, not the most boring city in America: Cleveland

Pretty much sums up why he's next in line He's a lock to be next in line purely because he can rag doll opponents and bench press 600 lbs He's going to do what he did to the WHL to the AHL this year Zadina and Veleno are still weakling milk drinkers like Larkin was early on

Depeche Mode is super underrated these days I feel like. No one ever talks about them, but like every major artist post 1980s cites them as a major music influence. They good.

Midwest style

Not photoshopped It's real

I like the alt logo

My body isn't ready for this I wanna go back to the Holloplan At least we aren't totally delusional fans Imagine having to cope like this

I assume there's no chance Ehn or DLR get qualified or re-signed after this year, unless Yzerman starts selling or buying out forward pieces. That leaves 2/3 roster spots for Ras/Svech/Veleno/Zadina/Lafren/Kuffner to join the team I don't think we'll be needing any more forward FA's if this is the case Defense is a little tricky. I won't care if Green, Daley, Bowey, Biega are all gone, but I'm sure some mixture of them will be back. Seider is the only Dman I expect to make the team next year. Maybe a D UFA will be required.

Yessir, and I think length of Fil and Nemeths contracts are telling as well. 2 years. I'd venture to guess that means Yzerman intends to "rebuild" at least another season after this one. Helm Glendening Filppula Nemeth Bernier (basically a good bulk of our middle core) Will all become UFA after those 2 years in 2021 if they aren't traded prior. That's when I see things beginning to open up. If they aren't busts, Zadina, Svech, Ras, Veleno, and Seider will all likely be able to join the roster full time by then, along with some other more middling prospects and maybe another high draft pick. We'll know the team has turned the corner when UFA's other than the Nemeths and Fils of the world want to join our roster. 2021/22 opening roster Bertuzzi - Larkin - Mantha AA - Veleno/Ras - Zadina Hirose - Veleno/Ras - Svech Abby - Nielsen - Glendening (re-signed) Prospect Cholo - Seider DK - Hronek Prospect/FA/Bowey - Prospect/FA/Bowey Prospect Larsson Howard (re-signed) That doesn't even look half bad without FA's if the prospects develop as expected

LSD night at the LCA according to me: Chillin in my seat enjoying the music and lights from the jumbotron Players on the ice all swirling together Fans cheering and yelling vibrates my entire soul Have Little Caesars Cheese is meltier than my face Finish slice Life literally ruined because no more delicious pizza slice Look down at pizza box I only ate the first slice, THERE'S A WHOLE PIZZA LEFT Literally cry from relief and happiness Red Wings win by 8 goals LSD night at the LCA according to sober friend: Pointing cell phone at jumbotron trying to change the channel like a TV remote for the entire 1st period Yelling and screaming at random points in the game and during dead time upsetting everyone in our section Rubbing hot super slice on my face Throw mangled super slice on the ice like its an octopus yelling THERE'S A WHOLE PIZZA LEFT There isn't Crying from trying to eat my own now sauce covered hands Red Wings lose by 5 goals

U2 is studio boomer trash. Bono is an insufferable human being. I'd say worse but I care about U2 that little. When it comes to the 80s I'm all hair metal and depeche mode kinda s*** The album is slowwwwww though you have to admit I admit I should listen to it more. Tool is usually an acquired taste.

GF bought "Hawaiian" biscuit mix instead of regular or buttermilk. Worse than this Wings game. Considering divorce.

I dont know about this bc U2 is trash and always will be

OMFG GODDMANIT

Geno wants this I like

Did you watch the game? We play well?

Yessir, I think he'll end up a 30-40 pt Dman, and most of those points won't be because he's an offensive big brain, but because he's simply on the ice for 30 min a game.

Underrated use of this joke yes Oh s*** points for delivery

No that's Mark Katic Seider is good my man. He's not a point producer thou.

YZERMAN SUMMONS BIG f***** RASMUSSEN