ChristopherReevesLegs

And what is that? Estonian, Finnish, and apparently Hungarian? Last I checked Hungary wasn't next door

Only if you wanna play for the Toronto Staple Theives

Canada and America are like stepbros. We're competitive with each other sure, but still bros at the end of the day. Mexico and America are like forbidden friends from the opposite sides of town. Mom says your not allowed to play with Mexico, but he has dope tacos and cocaine so you do. And Mexico likes to come over and play with your toys when your moms not home. What are they then? Baltic? Slavic?

Not quite. My mom slept with a lot of different dudes, and their collective seeds all got combined into one super seed, which made me, the first universal world baby. I look like this: God bless America. We are the true melting pot. Are Finns even scandos?

Be Luke Glendening Star fullback in handegg Come from a family of all-american handegg players Go to U of M to play some handegg Don't make the handegg team WTF.jpg Hear about weird foreign sport called icefight that has spots open FuqqIt?.gif Coaches mirin' my game. Hear whispers: "holy s*** that kid is holding his stick the opposite way" "can you even do that?" Rhett Bearson says I'm doin my stick a good hold Makes me captain Years later... Graduate from university, s*** gotta find a job Hometown icefight team has roster spots open f*** it, why not? Worked last time I tried "kids got his left hand high and right hand low on the stick, wtf?" HereWeGoAgain.img One day Matt Badcock calls Says I'm best icefight player he's ever seen Begs me to play for his icefight team Sure guy Takes me to hell on earth city of Detroit ThisPlaceSucks.webm All the good players are leaving Team is mess Fans harass me for pictures and autographs in the streets Can't quit cause I'm literally the only guy who holds his stick right MFW I just wanted to play some handegg:

Svechnikov got by you thou huh? 1/3 I'll take it

> not using mayonnaise gross, get off this board

Zadina Glendening disney.com Svechnikov Thomas Vanek forgot glendogmillionare

If Seider doesn't make the team day 1 I will declare him a bust and send in my @mackel sock account to troll on you bowtie geeks It's true. I find europeaness disgusting. 8 hour work weeks. Olive oil in everything.

Yeah now @Dabura can't make his bad jokes about taking LHers

Got any more? I'm almost there...

Byram sent back to the CHL Bouchard sent back to the CHL Cozens sent back to the CHL SEIDER REMAINS Xavier Ouellet on waivers today

This means Drouin will be traded tomorrow probably Big balls Bergevin is the king of misdirection

I think so Nvm scrap everything. I think Nielsen/Rasmussen/Veleno are our true centers going forwards. I think Filppula maybe moves to LW after this season.

yes yes yes NO yes yes NO NO yes

Dekeyser - Hronek ------ 23 min a game Bowey - Green ----------- 20 min a game Nemeth - Seider --------- 17 min a game Daley/Ericsson

His new twitter profile pic lol My only question... which one is Justin?

You people wouldn't know decent goal tending if it reached it out and french kissed ur 5hole. Howard is a legend in this league.

Seider willl make this team

THE FUTURE IS FEM

Its fuqqy everywhere

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And we will be the best looking team in the league Asst GM: Director of player personnel Director of player development Head of amateur scouting Seattle fans

That time Raffi Torres showed up to halloween as Jay Z

What about someone who is non-binary?