ChristopherReevesLegs

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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Some are saying it's prep for the Seattle expansion draft. Barrie would have been the odd man out in every scenario for Colorado. Not sure I buy that though. Seattle really isn't gonna come online until 2021 from everything I've read. Kerfoot is a 24 year old center with similar numbers to Kadri though. Is Kadri's defense really that valuable?
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    I see what you did there
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    I guess Kadri has term left, and Barrie only has 1 year left, and Kerfoot has to be re-signed yet. Still tho... I would've just re-signed Kerfoot to similar term as Kadri and kept Barrie for 1 more year. Avs have nice cap room, I don't see the need for this trade.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    WTF what is Sakic doing? If you told me Kadri for Barrie straight up... I'd be like ok I guess that makes ok sense. But retaining 50% salary and throwing in Kerfoot? Did Joe not get the memo that we're trying to f*** over the Leafs this year?
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    And, much like ground hog day, the Bobfather has poured his first margarita, signaling the end of the 2018/19 hockey season and the beginning of summer.
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    I just talked to a friend of mine who went to development camp not an hour ago. He said Kuffner, Veleno, and Hirose were noticeably much better than the rest of the team. Not surprised about Kuffner and Hirose as they're already older guys with NHL time, but that was encouraging to hear about Veleno. He also mentioned Adams, Grewe, Seider, and Berggren as guys who looked very promising.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Kadri for Barrie AND Kerfoot? Am I high or Sack itch high?
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    B b bb b b but he's a shootout specialist! How will we win at shootouts? Look at that specialty, he just specialized all over those goalies
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    Rumors Thread

    Yo so the Rags got the Panera Bread Man or whatever... But now they have to re-sign Buchnevich, Trouba, Lemieux, and DeAngelo with like $10 mil in cap space. Trouba's getting at least 7, Buchnevich prolly gets at least 3, DeAngelo gets at least 3, Lemieux prolly around 1+... and I think those numbers are rather conservative. Someone's gotta go? Yzerman has a pretty good trading history with Gorton and Sather as well...
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Chicago gets Robin Lehner Islanders get Varlamov Canes re-sign Mrazek
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    Just realized Fil and Frans both where #51. Anyone with an old Fil jersey is still irrelevant.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Canes PR intern just wrecked all of French Canada in one tweet
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    ! that makes sense. Didn't realize he was there captain honestly
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Amazing that Philly traded a future $10 mil goalie for Anthony Stolarz (who?), Taylor Leier (who?), and 27 games of Simon Gagne. Their goalie curse is truly legendary
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Frank Vatrano sends #72 to Sergei Bobrovsky in exchange for a new Rolex and a year of free dinners. The Russian got fleeced. Those dinners could be anything, they could even be steak. Will be interesting to circle back on this one to see how it turns out.
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    AKA: Zagina stop being such a Zagina and get on this team already ya big zagina
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    Witkowski signs back with his old team the Lightning. I actually really hate this one. Coop is gonna play him against us and he's gonna try to make Yzerman pay for ditching him twice now. Just wish it wasn't the lightning really.
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    Frk has signed with the Kings I don't get how Nyquist gets $5.5 for 2 seasons, and Anders Lee gets $7 for 7 seasons. Both relatively the same age, both about 40 - 60 pt players. Is Lee really that good away from the puck? Or is Lou panicking?
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    Holland reads this board. All those posts about "Jurco shouldn't be on the fourth line, if he played with a McD center he'd have like 1000 points" he's starting to realize were true. He's studying. Learning. Evolving.
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Big Balls Bergevin strikes again. I love it. It's like every year he has to re-prove to the league that his dick is enormous. Don't think I should trade Subban? Watch me. Don't think offer sheets are a thing? Watch me. Absolute alpha.
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    If he's gonna tank this team for picks, now is really the only time he'll have the mandate to do that
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    WTF Canada day is doin me quite the confuse
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    "Alexa, play Remember When by Alan Jackson from spotify"
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    2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread, Pt. 2 - What's the Yzerplan?

    Was gonna say this. Step 1: Acquire Roloson (Pickard) Step 2: Acquire Sustr (Nemeth) Step 3: Acquire Filppula Step 4: Get swept in the first round