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Adam Sandler is the Tyler Perry of white people.

Just 4 more wins by the Sharkies and we get our 2nd!

Molon labe Hope the Federalis auction those off or something

cool man

WTF is voltron?

If My dude would just skate all summer. Like pitch a tent on a practice rink, bring your grill, and just live on the ice all summer. Get that acceleration and foot work a lil better and he would be an absolutely beautiful 6th man.

Did his head get flipped upside down? His face looks like my penis + pubes Also cool dino button up nerd

I use scotch n bourbon for 60 min a day and it works way better than ur dumby app

Foote and Valimkai are ok. Brannstrom would be a big mistake though. Agreed with this Sounds like Lindstrom is leaving his Swedish team after winning it all this season. Likely coming to join us.

The rumor is he'll be asking $10 mil

There's a joke about jews and noses somewhere in here

How many GM's work to bring in the perfect replacement for their job before essentially being fired? Oh and the new guy is classy too: Ur a monster And in his first move as an Oiler, Ken fires somebody lol Chia really was bad, Holland gonna rebuild the rep

Well if that's the case it's probably all bull

Dastyuk can't sign a new NHL contract with us till July 1st. So it'll probably be radio silence till then.

Guns don't kill people. I kill people. With guns.

Bergeron He's been annihilating other teams 1st lines so far in these playoffs.

Wheeler from the Athletic published his final rankings (paywall) and they are rather interesting: Hughes Kakko Turcotte Cozens Byram Krebs Boldy Dach York Caufield He has Podkolzin at #17 btw. He says: "Podkolzin is an instinctual player who makes plays for himself but struggles to involve his teammates..." So kinda like an Athanasiou where most of his production is coming from him just going beast mode and doing everything himself. Granted he doesn't play in the KHL so he may just be so much better than the rest of his league that it's only natural. Wheeler might also be a hater. He listed Pods at 18 at the beginning of the season and 14 mid season.

Dubas came out yesterday and said they're moving forward with Babcock, no plans to release him.

Bruh why u hate yzerman so much

Sheit rodents in keisters reminds me of last weekend

Neck yourself

Guy is a legendary GM period, no matter how badly you want to paint his "maintain the streak" years. That's why a guy like this warrants a $25 mill offer. He's basically the new Lamoriello. He's going to hopefully go into Edmonton and right the ship just like Lou did with Toronto.

I'll fight you right noew

I've never been so relaxed going into a draft/FA Meanwhile these teams are going to have to pull a rabbit out of their asses Makes a man feel warm inside