ChristopherReevesLegs

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    SJS vs VGK - Series Thread

    Jesus, how does that make any rational sense? Maybe Alberta should secede instead of Quebec
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    He published "Keine Fragen Ich Kehre In Die Zukunft Zurück" but I haven't read it
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    SJS vs VGK - Series Thread

    Why is it a drain? Genuinely don't know.
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    TOR vs. BOS - Series Thread

    You could say he's terrorizing the league
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    They start cloning dead people around 2025. Fun tidbit: Clone Hitler finally got accepted into art school in 2027, but it's DeVry University and his paintings still suck. No more questions I have to go back to the future now
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    Young me thought drugs were fun. Young me grew up.
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    Hey what up everyone, I'm a time traveler and I've hacked this losers account to let you guys know what's gonna happen this off season 1. Yzerman will be named GM of the Red Wings 2. Yzerman will call up Brisebois and get a deal done that brings Brayden Point to Detroit Anyway, enjoy your summer and don't trust thinking machines, they take over around 2036. Best regards, number9
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    This was posted in a sub for relationship advice and some CBJ fans found it lmao
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    I'm just enjoying the implosion of their team probably too much I've become envious and spiteful watching OUR Yzerman turn them into a powerhouse. Watching the house burn down is my catharsis.
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    SJS vs VGK - Series Thread

    Well if Sens fans weren't dead inside already...
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    News From Around the NHL *Mod warning page 75*

    Flyers appoint Vigneault as HC https://www.nhl.com/flyers/news/flyers-name-alain-vigneault-head-coach--philadelphia-flyers/c-306782494
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    This guy f***s
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    100%
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    Had a cellmate once who used to work as a cook in a strip joint. Sounded like a dream job. Said he spent more time doing blow with naked women than he did cooking. I think they call that the dream. Yeah Kucherov and Gourde's big new contracts go into effect next season. They're probably gonna have to Rutta, Girardi, and Coburn go. And if they wanna re-sign Stralman that will probably eat most of their cap space. Their window is now lol
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    Tampa is gonna have roughly only $5 mill in space this off season unless they make trades. If we threw a short $6 mill AAV contract at Point he could be had for only a first and a third.
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    Tampa gets swept by the BJ's Lightning fans cry Yzerman rejoins the Red Wings Lightning fans cry more Yzerman offersheets Brayden Point Lightning fans start ripping their hair out
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    State your unpopular opinion *Mod Warning Post #'s 200 & 219*

    Chicken n waffles is not a good combo
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    TOR vs. BOS - Series Thread

    So Kadri now has 5 suspensions due to hits to the head over 7 seasons For reference Wilson has 3 over 6 seasons Marchand has 2 over 10 seasons Gudas has 1 over 7 seaons
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    Got em
  21. Who would win? hundreds of frozen vulcanized rubber pucks traveling at upwards of 100 mph or one goofy swedish boy
  22. In theory... yes I presume. I just doubt the Red Wings would.
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    NYI vs PIT - Series Thread

    Crosby is pointless and -3 Fil has 3 pts thru 3 games BRING HIM HOME KENNY
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    TB vs CBJ - Series Thread

    "We're approaching another financial collapse that will likely dwarf the 2008/2009 crisis" ..... "Howard is average" Ah