ChristopherReevesLegs

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In his last 14 playoff games, Kucherov has 2 goals, 5 assists, and is -10 This is the first time CBJ has won 3 games in a post season lol Starting to think Tampa won't sweep this series

MFW I like parity but don't want it

Petruzzelli fans btfo

I remember when I used to start new threads

The rapture is upon us, repent now! - Global warming activist I've always gotten the sense that he's considered kind of a joke because of his personality. I think he's actually a really good coach who squeezes a lot more than most out of players.

Global warming isn't real in the sense that only a true R-tard would think it's actually a real issue that we need to be concerned about.

Larsson = Average

I would agree, Tampa is not equipped to handle physicality. Torts always makes his boys play 60 minutes of hard-nosed blue collar hockey. They're getting out worked and are panicking that they suddenly can't score at will.

Red Wings sign Larsson to ELC Praise

I think Torts is a much better coach than anyone realizes, and he's not taken seriously because of his media antics. Torts is out-coaching the pants off Jon Pooper.

nvm

I guess I didn't realize there were folks "bitching endlessly about parity" but I'll take your word for it. If what you describe is the case, I don't think its hypocritical at all. Of course parity sucks to a Red Wings fan. We were a top team and now we're not. At the same time I can enjoy the very same effects of "parity" on teams like the Leafs/Penguins/Tampa. Doesn't mean I love parity, just means I hate those teams. I genuinely enjoy the current system for the most part. I'm also nostalgic of the older crappier system that we succeeded under, because we succeeded under it. Doesn't mean I hate the current system, just means I like winning. Ends justify the means blah blah blah.

LCA Tied For Third Worst In Popcorn Got a 1/5 in freshness oof

Italy vs. Scotland, classic matchup Loser gets to become a pro hockey player and win a calder cup (plz don't hurt each other)

Guy who loves to derail threads complains that thread is derailed. Classico! Oh no, things aren't going baby's way This message brought to by Jamie McLennan for prime minister

The new teaser trailer for episode 9 Rise of Skywalker The whole trailer isn't much but shots of characters, but then holyyyyyyy s*** the shot of the downed deathstar and laugh at the end. Emperor Palpatine is back baybee! Luke says "no one's every really gone, and then you hear Darth Sidious's laugh". Also Ian McDermid, the actor who plays the emperor, appeared on stage at the unveiling of this trailer. I've been pretty much all-around disappointed with what Disney has done with star wars, but I'm a sucker for palpatine and I'll go see this one in theaters bc of him. Really hoping they can put together a strong movie to really tie loose ends up and end this trilogy on a strong note. Anything less than knocking my socks off is probably gonna disappoint me at this point thou. I just can't even name one memorable character from these movies. Even Rey and Kylo Ren are just completely forgettable undeveloped characters. So disappointing. I'm just complaining now, I'll stop.

I don't doubt your ability to find flaws

Love that 70% picked big dorky baby

On principle I hate all teams besides the Red Wings.

Before I smoked that marijuana cigarette in high school I could shoot a puck a quarter mile.

Jiri Fischer Heavy Article About Wings Scouting

Prevent completely tanking. I feel like most managers at least try to get there team on track in the offseason until around Christmas. Then ya know, the selling begins.

I doubt most would ever phone it in. Players, coaches, and managers. Cause ya know, getting fired sux