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As a mentally disabled person this image offends me. Take it down.

"What is LGW? Control. LGW is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this." *holds up a meme of ralph wiggum in an yzerman jersey*

Watch the Pens sit Crosby and Kessel against us to prepare for the playoffs lol

Anybody else actually excited to play Pitt now? We may steam roll those losers

Nvm Zombo beat me to the Frankgrimes reference

What's protocol for both scenarios? Like button party v. freak out and break stuff?? Will winning out even hurt our chances that badly?

PP at 17.1%, 23rd in the league, maybe he shouldn't be

If we can get two wins against Pitt, and Pitt also loses their last game, and Carolina and Columbus win out their last 3, we can theoretically knock the Pens out of the playoffs

Tankathon Lottery Simulator Did it like 20 times. We pick 6 or 7 like every time unless we win it all. Maybe @nyqvististhefuture and @TLGTrico were on to something...

Wheelin' dealin' n squealin' Bertuzzi out here chuckin' sauce and pottin greasers sign me up

This morning I was in Meijer and I told the cashier "GO RED WINGS!" She said, "I too love to hockey," I smiled and said "You don't have to be afraid anymore. Dylan Larkin gave us the Red Wings back" she started crying tears of joy and said "LETS GO RED WINGS" and then everyone in the store sang Don't Stop Believing.

The sun is set. The glow of the Red Wings stream is the only light that fills the room. Someone's spamming PATRICK KANE IS A RAPIST in the chat log again. The soft gurgle of the pasta boiling hums in the background. The Wings are up 6-3. Everything will be ok.

Witkowski should absolutely be re-signed. Give this man that 900K Drew Miller money.

Wit out here chuckin bodies into the board and throwin knucks like a dirt nasty enforcer and I'm here for it sign me up buttercup

Because I cheer for the team for better or worse. It's not like I dont understand these games are meaningless. It's not like I don't understand it hurts our lottery chances. I just don't need to cry about it to feel validated. Did freaking out about it and spamming it online fix it? Or did you just spin your wheels and let it put you in a bad mood? Man if we win the lottery awesome, if we come in 3rd cool, if end up picking 7th oh well that's life. Hockey is gone in a like a week until October. Try to enjoy it a bit, summers around the corner. You're not at all happy to see Mantha get his first career hatty? You're not at all hapy to see Hirose score his first goal? Come on now, I know there's a fan boy deep in there

In 5 games the Bertuzzi Larkin Mantha line has combined for 30 pts. Might be worth keeping these 3 together. Also Larkin has officially breeched 70 pts in a season at 22 years old.

The Bowey hit on Marchand