ChristopherReevesLegs

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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    LOL that was my friend on my account, not me I didn't want to date her anyway *****
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    His transfers between leagues are hella stale. Wade Megan really didn't seem fully invested the last time Holland put him on waivers. I doubt he even goes back to Grand Rapids.
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    (((THUMBS UP))) What did he mean by this?
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    They're not sending their best robots I'll tell ya hwat. Thing looks like a dyson with doll arms stapled on it. Seriously Canada?
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    It was those scuba mask glasses he put on during his last season. Larry, we wanted to see your beautiful hot dog maw, don't hide that pretty face behind those gigantic frames.
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    This whole GM/HC/Prez situation reminds me of my favorite former GM and NBC commentator
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    Hey syrup suckers, if you would stop sending your Germano-Dutch-Leaf robots to invade us that would be great
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    Well Randy Carlyle was just fired about an hour ago after losing 19 of his last 21 games. Bob Murray will now serve as GM/President/andHC
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    The natural progression: 1. Blame 3rd pairing Dman 2. Blame coach 3. Blame goalie 4. Blame GM <--- you are here 5. Blame star players <--- Toronto, Ottawa, and Dallas are here 6. Blame Franzen <---- The Dalai Lama and Jesus are here
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    2019 Draft

    He's not exactly his cousin or his father... he's never breached 15 pts in the CHL Last I checked he was expected to be like a 3rd or 4th rounder
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    Rumors Thread

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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    I get it, we all hate the leafs, but their sitting right now as one of the best teams in the league, lets see how they manage this playoff run, but there's not a whole lot to criticize them on at the current moment, they're light years ahead of the Wings on all sides of the puck right now and ya'll just sound foolish
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    The interesting thing with the impending Yzerman regime change IMO is what he may do with the staff. I think he gives Blashill at least a season before he even considers coaching changes. Now that Tampa is good, can he even realistically lure any of his staff with him? I would like Verbeek back, but he's already an executive there and is probably untouchable. Jamie Pushor has history with us, but again he's already so far up the chain IDK if it's feasible... One of the pulls could be Antonin Routa Sr., one of Tampa's main European scouts, as his son already works for us as a Euro scout. Stevie's brother Chris is probably also a realistic pull, maybe Phil Osaer their tendy scout, and possibly some of his buddies from Team Canada?? Mark Howe is probably on his way out over the next few years, and our North American amateur scouts haven't really discovered anything of note besides Athanasiou, Jensen, and Bertuzzi over the past 10+ years, I'd be fine with whole sale changes there.
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    Leafs fans are disappointed he's taken them to the #4 team in the league? I knew they were ungrateful, but damn
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    2019 Trade Deadline

    Yzerman won't allow it
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    Goddammit Bernier blows chunks
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    As the progressive think tank that we are, LGW should just start the fire stevie memes now so that we can continue to be light years ahead of the curve suck me HF boards
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    2/10 Maelstrom GDT - Red Wings @ Blackhawks - 3:00 PM ET

    I can't wait to watch Tomas Jurco play
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    Official 2019 Offseason Rebuild Thread

    2C at best?? Larkin is a ppg 22 year old. He's absolutely a #1 center already and may still become "elite" in the near future. Watch a game. IDK what you're so convinced about with our future wingers. They are just as much a toss up as our goal prospects and D prospects. "Babs voice is stale, he needs to go in favor of Blashill" said all the dumbest Red Wings fans Ya'll will be calling to fire Yzerman within 2 seasons
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    Fights

    Jamie Benn V Miles Wood One of the better fights I've seen in a while
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    2019 Trade Deadline

    Aye im dense.
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    2019 Trade Deadline

    Contending team probably wouldn't need to offer the NTC, but yea it's not really a big deal Looks like Babs may be after his baby boy Glendog again: Leafs kicking the tires on Glendening Detroit looking to pursue free agents before the deadline Interesting, probably means the Wings are looking for stop-gaps as they expect to offload pieces
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    Fights

    The technical term for Gudas is "Shop-wrecker", he doesn't fight as much as the other two but if you look down at your stick he will wreck your shop