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Brett I get the feeling you don't like Jeff

Look at those ******* eyebrows thou. Looks like two capetillars sittin on his forehead

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I can't wait for Yzerman to become GM so we can be instantaneously great again

When is someone gonna start a "Who would you rather have, Yzerman or Larkin?" thread?

Lets get a shot on goal ?

Vanek just beaned bert lawls JIMMY FRERAKIN HOWARAD

like dis pressure tho

Heck outta here! Jimmy is LEGEND

Just when I said I was back, I had to run to go get french bread pizzas and wine and ended up changing my neighbors tire for her. Missed the whole first. Glad to see we are up 2! Who are we blaming? Coach? Third pairing Dman? Goalie? A combination of the 3? I think I stopped watching right at the end of a bit of a winning tear. I should probably watch more.

Alright dweebs, I was gone but now I'm not gone anymore State of the team? I see Hronek is in the lineup. Is this recent? Is he good. I'm gonna get fricken hammered tonight LGW

Kronwall will retire a Wing. f*** outta here with your heresy.

STIPULATION: Zadina is young and can still grow into the player we expect him to be That said, he's not all that impressive so far. For a kid who was supposed to be nearly NHL ready he's not even that noticeable at the AHL level so far. Carter, Terry, Elson, and Puempel are running that team right now. Zadina is an after thought. I honestly would have been fine sending him back to juniors at this point, but no doubt he's gaining valuable experience with the Griffins. Just saying this kid is well behind the hype.

I'll be in the mitten for this one. How good would it be to win this game? Through Arby's all things are possible. I want my fries that are owed to me.

Sort of agree with Kliq on this one. I think your slightly exaggerating the negative effect of signing Tavares. Signing a superstar is almost never bad, and if it is causing problems, it's a good problem to have. The Leafs are operating from a position of strength. Being overloaded with good talent is a good thing. They can carve their roster however they want and that's the real test for them. How do they navigate those waters? Trade Nylander? Trade Tavares? Trade Gardiner? Trade Marleau? The power is in their hands. The real problem I see for them is Zaitsev, Marleau, and Kadri. They might end up regretting some of those contracts soon.

Nylander is Nylander and is doing the same thing his father did. Holding out for top dollar. Pastarnak is Pastarnak, and when asked about his contract he said he'd be happy accepting a couple hundred thousand dollars playing in Europe. He's just happy to play hockey and that's what's most important to him. Ying and Yang

Mantha certainly fancies himself a finesse player, but he lays some good hits now and then especially the last few games. He doesn't take ppls heads off but I certainly wouldn't call him soft.

Nvm, I think they meant Nyquist

It's that time of year again, and again I am inundated with messages asking me how to fend off a wild Canada goose [Latin name: Branta canadensis]. I will summarize here so that I do not have to respond to each PM individually. People think geese are azzholes, and they are. But they are predictable azzholes who understand certain body language. Here's some advice on how to dominate your next goose: If you're an American get your gun and shoot it. If you're Canadian... find an American (just kidding). Don't: Break eye contact: Eye contact is super important to geese and if you look away, they take it as a sign of weakness and an invitation to attack and dominate you. Sunglasses are bad. Take em off, nobody thinks you look cool anyway idiot. Run away: Don't turn away or try to run away for the same reasons as above, the goose will take it as a sign you are afraid and attack. Be silent: Geese talk to each other all the time to tell each other where they are and what's going on. They are freaked out by silence. Yell obscenities at the lil c-u-n-t. Personally I like to yeet at them. Back down: If they come at you, don't back down! Fight that azzhole goose, or it will be emboldened to keep attacking you or others. Do: Spread your arms out: You look bigger and it's a gesture of aggression. If you advance on them like that they may recognize your ALPHA status and back down. Hiss: This is aggressive and they might decide to back down. If they come at you, grab them by the neck: Geese totally hate being grabbed by the neck. Don't grab and squeeze, just grab lightly and they'll get freaked out and run away. If you're a real bas-tard like me, you can windmill them by the neck and hammer throw em for distance plus points. Grab their beak: If you're nimble enough you can grab them by the beak when they come into bite you, they also hate this. Bonus if you get them with their beak open, geese tongues are cool to touch. Also remember you're a 100+ lb Ape and it's just a stupid goose. The worst thing it can do is nip you with its beak or wing punch you, which doesn't even really hurt... Although this one time a Goose flew directly into my mom as she was trying to get into her car. She said it was like getting hit with a medicine ball. That goose was a real bas-tard. Once you start to notice the habits and body language of geese, you can actually end most conflicts peacefully without having to fight. Hope that helps

I saw him on some sabres board arguing that they should trade for Howard to "bring Jimmy home to NY" As if Jimmy isn't an adopted Detroiter by now. Jimmy would never leave me. Guys a loon.

First month of the season: "Dennis Cholowski is nearly a point-per-game and looks like the best Dman on the Red Wings squad" Mike Green: "Hold my beer"

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