ChristopherReevesLegs

If I get shot a lot of people are becoming president? Being a junior mod is a lot like being Queen of England. You all worship me and treat me with respect, but I have no actual real power. Just saw a man unironically wearing a beret while at lunch. Add him to the list. Boy how bout that Troy Brouwer, maybe we can sign him in the off season or something

1. Amy Schumer 2. American film-maker Ken Burns 3. People who abruptly stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk/aisle 4. People with unnatural hair colors (pink, purple, etc.) 5. Anyone who does not recognize Linguine as the most superior pasta shape 6. Anyone who keeps track of how many beers I've had 7. Buppy 8. People who call themselves "freelancers" or "entrepreneurs" when they're really just unemployed 9. Anyone who thinks the Star Wars sequels are better than the prequels It's a running list that I could certainly add to, but I promise, if elected, my kill squads will cut the U.S. population in half before my first 4 years are up. Think of all those open lanes on the highway. Set-of-none-functioning-legs 2020

8 games of free curly fries... the longest free curly fry streak in NHL history... over It was an impressive run boys, but now we suck again Lose4Hughes

If I become president a lot of people are getting shot

you are now known as "f*** boy Neomaxidoomdweebie"

Do you have any openings at the dumbass company you're working at? I'd love to milk that. "retty strong opinion in favor of managment against the worker" and "athletes are a bunch of rich babies who need to be crushed"

*Shocking*

Ur a maniac, if I was president u'd be lined up and shot

#RefuseHughes

f*** Cozens I'm a Broberg guy

Czech players suck. Gimme more Cholowskis and Larkins and don cherry yelling at me on the tv

Refusehughes hype winNow

He said players should be paid based on past performance, not how they might perform. How did you get "pretty strong opinion in favor of managment against the worker" and "athletes are a bunch of rich babies who need to be crushed" from that? Looney tunes

Do you have this same "bizarre sad accusatory" attitude everywhere, or just on LGW?

I thought they could "eat my azz" in 2010, what does that mean?

I didn't find the faith and begin worship till 96 am I a bandwagon fan?

We found out you wouldn't be here and decided to show up

Win, good. Lose, bad. - the wisdom of John Madden

"He's good with kids"

double curlies?

you just missed a goal u idiot I hate u

I disagree, Trev makes many conversation mistakes

I'd make a strong push for a good coach. Not Joel Quenneville.

lol why? I really don't think he's earned that... You're not dumb. You shouldn't know who that guy is. He's just some pathetic dumb loser on the internet. A nothing. A nobody. The grit beneath our fingernails that will soon be washed away by 1000 Larkin goals.

Yeah, f*** the players and their commie union