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There's a dude out there somewhere who is literally the "Wendy's Twitter Guy" God, that lifestyle must be fast and loose, dunno if I could handle it TBH You're a bear #rekt

I don't think he needs a whole hand for the dick I gave him Also it's supposed to be a coyote

REKT

Confirmed: Chychrun is making his season debut tonight Hope you like curly fries in ya bum Jakob

@The 91 of Ryans

An artist must suffer for the art. That's why its called painting. Periods of art: Expressionism Impressionism Surrealism Cubism Modernism MS Paintism On another note, look at the chart of when our new curly fry promotion kicked in:

Big lad. Czech players always disappoint thou. Curse of the dominator.

Ok I FINALLY found the trapper bro who makes dope outfits... but my legendary bear pelt was long since removed from my horse after I died or something No worries, I looked it up online and everyone says your bear pelt gets transported to the trapper automatically if this happens and will be waiting there for you. Totally saw no indication that it was waiting there for me... couldn't craft any "bear" items Am I an R-tard? Or did I screw myself out of a cool bear hat? Taking suggestions Also, this game really is awesome, every time I pick it up I'm floored by it. 11/10

The legend of "Petr 'I can't get my save percentage above 90' Mrazek" lives on in Carolina Guarantee there's still at least one Red Wing fan out there that would still vote for him as the next golden god of goaltending Lulz

Going for 8 free curly fries in a row boys The fries must flow... HYPE

Genius. This is the move. Spronger is rill gud. The Pens are mad he's not producing, but they're only giving him 4th line minutes and essentially expecting him to produce with a 300 year old Matt Cullen as his centermen. Ken. I know you read this. GIT ER DONE

spam texting coach Q telling him that Chicago is a ****, and that you steal think about what could've been if you had given your together relationship a chance and crushing handles of bacardi

I think it's awesome/hilarious that Bertuzzi and Cholowski - probably two of our most regretted draft prospects - are now two of our best players DIE HATERS

Guys & gals... Right now we're ahead of these teams in the standings: Chicago St. Louis Las Vegas Los Angeles Holy f*** *large amount of hype*

*reasonable amount of hype*

Yeah I just mean it would be nice to have that cap space now. 8M is yes very high. This really is his first big test. Yzerman godfathered that s*** like a ******* gangster. My guess is Dubas will trade him for questionable return. But we will see I guess.

This Nylander fiasco really makes the Marleau signing look stupid

Lmao trade them Bernier back. Rybar can play the remaining 25 games we needed him to play.

Excuse me? Literally all 10,000 of my best friends are dentists

Finding out that it;s not "f*** Boy Micheal" is extremely underwhelming

Maybe if Larkin would learn his role and actually feed Mantha instead of scoring goals himself things would be going better

Hack Jughes ya morons

Can we finally shut down this 2013 thread and start a Howard = God thread?

Probably stopped doin drugs